They say it's my birthday

[waterproofed]

It's my birthday today. So if I were back home, I would've already been old enough to vote and I'm one year away from legally drinking alcohol. [let's not point out the fact that he's already had some alcohol here. Paradisa goes by different rules]

I wonder if I'd be in college? Would I even get to go to college?

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Spoilsport.

[waterproofed]

Come on, soda alcohol has to taste differently than water alcohol, right?

[onlyanapple]

You could put alcohol in your soda for the same effect.

[waterproofed]

Oh, yeah, I heard people do that.

[onlyanapple]

They do, some find it satisfying.

[waterproofed]

Do they wear sunglasses and drive Bentlys?

[onlyanapple]

Oh fuck no. I drink alcohol the way it's supposed to be drunk.

[waterproofed]

I guess you'd be the expert on that.

[onlyanapple]

I've had a lot of experience in the subject.