They say it's my birthday

[waterproofed]

It's my birthday today. So if I were back home, I would've already been old enough to vote and I'm one year away from legally drinking alcohol. [let's not point out the fact that he's already had some alcohol here. Paradisa goes by different rules]

I wonder if I'd be in college? Would I even get to go to college?

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[schrodingersghost]

...Hellhound?

Yeah, I've kind of noticed that.

[waterproofed]

Yeah, you know. Those things that attacked us at my demigod camp.

[schrodingersghost]

Oh, right. The dog things.

[He'd completely forgotten about them.]

[waterproofed]

My dog was the big one.

[schrodingersghost]

Awesome! He kind of reminded me of Cujo.

[waterproofed]

She. Her name's Mrs. O'Leary. ... I didn't name her, by the way.