They say it's my birthday

[waterproofed]

It's my birthday today. So if I were back home, I would've already been old enough to vote and I'm one year away from legally drinking alcohol. [let's not point out the fact that he's already had some alcohol here. Paradisa goes by different rules]

I wonder if I'd be in college? Would I even get to go to college?

Comments

[freeslider]

Your real dad, you mean?

[waterproofed]

Yep. He's in charge of a lot, so he's really busy.

[freeslider]

Hmmm. Sounds familiar.