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[This is written in intentionally disguised handwriting. In other words it's anonymous.]

I have a question regarding a personal matter and would ask for advice. If your [there are a bunch of scribbles here, obfuscating a word] teacher brings you to a place where there are women who are expected to behave in a certain way, is this normal?

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I do not understand any of what you just said.

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[babyaliendaddy]

Huh... well you said there were women, who had to act in a certain way ...

Woah. Dude. Are you in a whorehouse? Because you need to get the fuck out of there right now. There are nine kinds of diseases there that you do not want.

...and if your teacher brought you there, I'd call the police because that's kinda messed up.

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[HE WAS TRYING to be euphemistic about it........]

I am no longer there. This was some days ago, but I was unsure if this is something unusual or not. [Apparently yes, though...]

[babyaliendaddy]

[Tucker is subtle about many, many things. Sex is not one of them.]

Oh-kay ... yeah that's like ...child ...pornography or something else that is totally not legal. Or right. Or like, anything good.

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[He draws an arrow to 'pornography.'] I do not know that word.

[babyaliendaddy]

Damn. Ah... okay ... so when a guy, and a girl, really like one another ... they get a video camera, and he hugs her? Really tight? In her ... girl place. Then that video gets on the Internet, and that's pornography.

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[............he just draws more arrows to 'video,' 'camera,' and 'Internet.']

[babyaliendaddy]

...what messed up place are you from that they do not have the Internet??

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Not every world represented here has the same things.

[babyaliendaddy]

Ooooh right, medieval weird ass world.

Crap. Okay. Have you seen naked pictures of ladies and men?

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[?!?!?!?!]

No. Why would I?

[babyaliendaddy]

Okay. That's pornography.

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I do not understand. What is the purpose? [that's creepy!]

[babyaliendaddy]

So people can see naked people without having to buy them dinner or being nice to them.

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[...] I do not understand.

[babyaliendaddy]

...seriously. You don't understand the appeal of naked ladies.

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[A REALLY LONG PAUSE because wow what an embarrassing question]

I do not understand the appeal of pictures.

[babyaliendaddy]

[He should be embarrassed! Not understanding the appeal of naked ladies. DUDE.]

The pictures are so you can look AT naked ladies. Without having to date them and all that junk.

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I still do not understand the point.

[babyaliendaddy]

Okay, dude, do you like naked ladies, or naked men?

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[What kind of a question...]

I do not understand what you are asking. I do not look at naked persons.

[babyaliendaddy]

You're a teenage boy. Don't tell me you don't like naked people.

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This conversation has gone on a tangent.