☼ [Dictated] ☼

[aphoenixsong]

SCREEEEEEEEECH!

[A pause and then...]

SCREEEEECH SCREECH SCREECH!

[One can almost see Albus scratching his head and sighing.]

It cannot translate Mermish. What a shame. I had hoped to share a poem I once read on a stone underwater. Clearly that will not be possible.

I do apologize if I startled anyone. Mermish is a curious language. It is most unpleasant on the ears above water and yet it is almost lyrical once you join the Mermaids in their natural environment.

Comments

[anytime]

So you're like. A wizardly pro, armed with a windswept beard that my sister would write novels about. She'd dedicate a paragraph just to describing your mystic whiskers, fyi, even if you haven't got them.

[aphoenixsong]

My beard has very little to do with my powers, but I do enjoy it. She would be welcome to describe my - er - "mystic whiskers" as much as she would like.

[anytime]

Careful, dude, you might be treading a path you don't want to go down, especially if she catches wind of it. But who knew, the high fantasy novels and movies got something right.