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[honeytoes]

[ Today Gary is in something of a reflective mood today. He'll just be sat in the library surrounded by books on mythological creatures. He might have used them to slaughter hundreds of teenagers over the years but there has always been something fascinating about them. Befriending Mal and talking with Dumbledoor have got him thinking though.]

Hello class.

One of the many things I've noticed during my five months at Casa di Wonderfuck is the many variations on "Monsters" or what supposedly makes a monster.

Ok for those who don't know what the fuck I'm on about...In some worlds vampires are creatures of the night that live in big fuck off castles and like to drain the blood of Innocent virgins that run around showing way more cleavage then they probably should. Yet in others they're upstanding members of society who have civil service jobs and are a benefit to the community.

I'll give another example...mermen. In some worlds mermen are savage beasts who live only to drag sailors to a bloody violent death and yet in other worlds they have their own societies and language.

I guess what I'm saying is my stay here is helping me to redefine my term monster.

How do you guys define monsters? And can you give any specific examples of them from your homeworlds?

Comments

[waterproofed]

I wouldn't be surprised. They're usually too busy trying to kill me to exchange pleasantries, though.

[honeytoes]

Well that's a bit...rude.

Ok now I'm seeing the similarities with humans.

[waterproofed]

Yeah, no kidding.

[honeytoes]

Took me a while but the penny eventually dropped.

Sooo why do they try to kill you?

[waterproofed]

I guess we unbalance the natural order, being powerful demigods and stuff. Or maybe we just smell really bad to them and they don't like it. Who knows?

[honeytoes]

Yeah I've heard you demigods have a habit of doing that...upsetting shit.

[waterproofed]

But we also help fix things. We helped free Thanatos just before I got here.

[honeytoes]

You saved death?

Well that sounds like a pretty fucked up scenario.

[waterproofed]

That's basically my entire life.