Man, get this. Forget the specifics because I don't think you really care about politics where I'm from, but this extremely hot Russian spy chick defected and we were going to run away together. She got killed during our wedding by this dick cyborg guy, Barry, that kind of had a beef with me because I miiight have thrown him off a building. It sucked. But then this crazy asshole Krieger that I work with rebuilt her as a cyborg. We got back together, and almost got married again... until I caught her screwing that Barry guy after he attacked her during our second wedding. Anyway, I'm guessing one or both of them had some kind of AI component or... something, but either way, fuck that noise.
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