Article 5

[bro_codebreaker]

[so, thanks to Crowley, Barney has been a little scarce recently. anyone looking for a bout of karaoke, laser tag, or other awesome activities may have had to cool their heels recently. he's been uncharacteristically quiet.

and then there's an unholy shriek over the journals]

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE....?!

NonononoNONONONONO! Go back! WHERE'S THE UNDO BUTTON...

[congratulations, Barney. you have discovered the grandmapocalypse.]

Comments

[bro_codebreaker]

... [shakily] I think I broke the grandmas.

[unvarnished]

You're still playing that game?

[bro_codebreaker]

Well, yeah, I don't have all the upgrades and stuff yet.

[unvarnished]

I think I need to introduce you to the sunlight. It's warm and doesn't cause a grannypocalypse. That I know of.

[bro_codebreaker]

We've met, I just haven't gone visiting in a while. ... Is it still nice out?

[unvarnished]

Yeah, the weather's great. From what I understand, it'll probably stay that way until maybe October or November.

[bro_codebreaker]

And then the leaves fall all at once and suddenly WHAM, snow. Yeah, good times.

[unvarnished]

Or it could do something different. It is a magical castle.

[bro_codebreaker]

... sugar snow could be pretty awesome. Unless we got, like, you know. Ants.

[unvarnished]

[well there were those talking spiders...] You ever feel like the more you talk about this stuff, the more you're tempting fate?

[bro_codebreaker]

[blankly, because seriously, don't be weird]

Uh, no.

[unvarnished]

Just me, then. [aahhah you are telling a magical being to not be weird? :P]