Article 5

[bro_codebreaker]

[so, thanks to Crowley, Barney has been a little scarce recently. anyone looking for a bout of karaoke, laser tag, or other awesome activities may have had to cool their heels recently. he's been uncharacteristically quiet.

and then there's an unholy shriek over the journals]

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE....?!

NonononoNONONONONO! Go back! WHERE'S THE UNDO BUTTON...

[congratulations, Barney. you have discovered the grandmapocalypse.]

Comments

[onlyanapple]

You were warned that upgrade was a bad idea. You still did it though. Proof that if there was a universal undo button, some human would push it within five seconds of discovering it.

[bro_codebreaker]

.... You think there really could be one of those somewhere?

[really. this is your best friend, Crowley. how do you feel about your life decisions right now?]

[onlyanapple]

[His life would be horrendously boring without Barney, at least]

If there were, I think I'd feel obligated to never tell you.

[bro_codebreaker]

So that means there probably is, right?

[onlyanapple]

Possibly. But he isn't easily convinced.

[bro_codebreaker]

Hazzawha? ... I thought we were talking about a button, Crowley, not a person.

[onlyanapple]

The button might not be an actual button in this philosophical conversation.

[bro_codebreaker]

I thought this was a hypothetical conversation, not a philosophical one.

[onlyanapple]

Tomato, tomato.

[bro_codebreaker]

See, it's a good thing we're actually talking to each other, because looking at the journal? That totally loses all its impact in writing.

[onlyanapple]

Hang on, let me fix that.

To-mah-to. To-may-to.