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[so, thanks to Crowley, Barney has been a little scarce recently. anyone looking for a bout of karaoke, laser tag, or other awesome activities may have had to cool their heels recently. he's been uncharacteristically quiet.

and then there's an unholy shriek over the journals]

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE....?!

NonononoNONONONONO! Go back! WHERE'S THE UNDO BUTTON...

[congratulations, Barney. you have discovered the grandmapocalypse.]

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No. Maybe if I were high that would make this less terrif-- ohmygod the cookies are red now.

Cookies?

[Facepalm.]

You're still playing that game aren't you?

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Uh, yeah.

[is there something wrong with that?]

[He sighs.]

Dude...you know there are helplines for this type of thing?

Are there? That'd be hot, I haven't been able to figure out how to get the shadow achievements.

Do we need to have an intervention?

Because I'm not going to lie...I'm useless at that shit.

I'm more into enabling.

Interventions are easier than you think. All you need is four other people and a banner.

Are you more a giver or a receiver when it comes to this subject?

I'm an equal opportunity Interventioner. I'd say about a good fifteen percent of them were mine.

Most of them were totally for Ted. Or Marshall.

Right.

I'll believe you...even though thousands wouldn't.

Spoken like a true bro.

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