Article 5

[bro_codebreaker]

[so, thanks to Crowley, Barney has been a little scarce recently. anyone looking for a bout of karaoke, laser tag, or other awesome activities may have had to cool their heels recently. he's been uncharacteristically quiet.

and then there's an unholy shriek over the journals]

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE....?!

NonononoNONONONONO! Go back! WHERE'S THE UNDO BUTTON...

[congratulations, Barney. you have discovered the grandmapocalypse.]

Comments

[bro_codebreaker]

[right. right. he pulls himself together, breathing deeply]

Cookie Clicker.

[babyaliendaddy]

[Well, that's slightly better.]

...Cookie Clicker.

[bro_codebreaker]

Yeah, it's on CastleNet. You know, the thing we've got instead of the internet that's mostly full of AWESOME and less full of stupid Oh No They Didn't posts?

[babyaliendaddy]

OH THAT SHIT ... yeah man I don't go there. There's no porn. If there's no porn, what's the point of the internet?

[bro_codebreaker]

I know, right. But there might be a way around that soon enough.

[once he figures out where his business partner got to]

[babyaliendaddy]

Ooooooo, tell me more, awesome brother of awesomeness...

[bro_codebreaker]

Well, I know a chick who's totally willing to go on camera for the cause. ... Problem is, I haven't heard from her in a few days.

[babyaliendaddy]

...That is ... that is not good. Who is this friend? Do we gotta hunt her?