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Brock Fucking Samson ([personal profile] samson) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-09-10 03:57 pm
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064. Down By the Seaside

[Dictated somewhat lazily.]

Alright, I haven't mentioned this in awhile and with the like... revolving door policy the castle likes to do, figured I should say something. Name's Brock, I have a little bit of land sort of southwest of the castle, off the main road to the city.

There's a community garden there if you don't feel like wishing for food or paying the townspeople with fake magic money. Which I totally get, by the way; it feels a little, uh... dishonest. Anyway, the garden's there for anybody who wants to use it. Just don't take everything without putting some work in too, alright?

I got a greenhouse too, in case you want to grow something out of season. There's also a smokehouse but I don't want anybody putting weird mystery meat in there so that's sort of off-limits, okay?

That's about all I wanted to say.

[A pause. Apparently he remembered something else, so--]

Oh, uh, if you see a little dude around the garden, that's just Frodo. So don't scare him or anything. He works for me.

[Vereesa.]
Hey. I'm guessing you went with everybody on that expedition, right? You back yet?
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-14 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you honestly know the difference?
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-15 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but you can't say I told you so if you should ever eat the hypothetical cow.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-16 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad we could hypothetically work this out.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-17 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, I'd never be hypothetically glad.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-18 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Gosh darn it, I keep getting caught up in that, don't I?
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that sure is all in your head.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-22 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I? Am I really?
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2013-09-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll just laugh into the night.

SHE LOVES YOU BEST FRIEND
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