[Ace sucks in a deep breath] Is Edgar a long-hair or a shorthair? Does he get into everything or would he rather just park his fuzzy behind on whatever you need to get to right just this moment? String, little plastic balls with bells in them, or just plain balls of tin foil and rubber bands? Chicken or tuna? And don't even suggest anything out of a can or a bag because that's an insult to one of nature's finely honed hunting machines.
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[Ace sucks in a deep breath] Is Edgar a long-hair or a shorthair? Does he get into everything or would he rather just park his fuzzy behind on whatever you need to get to right just this moment? String, little plastic balls with bells in them, or just plain balls of tin foil and rubber bands? Chicken or tuna? And don't even suggest anything out of a can or a bag because that's an insult to one of nature's finely honed hunting machines.