paradisa | 007; (mostly) dictated

[ At the same time Roxy turns on the feed a cat meows several times, followed by a long sigh from Roxy. ]

I know Edgar, I'm sorry. I can't hold you, it's not a thing I can do. Blame the castle.

[ Then to everyone else. ]

Not to be a total let down, but I dunno what to do. I'm guessing my mom bequeathed this cat to me, but I can't really do anything with him. I'm p. sure the castle took my ability to nuzzle and cuddle and pick up cats.

[ The cat meows again in disdain. ] As much as I wanna keep him, it's probs better he goes to someone who can give him the proper attention and cuddles. 'Sides, I wouldn't wanna unleash some kinda weird karma on him. I kinda do this thing where cats prematurely visit the giant litter box in the sky when they spend too much time with me.

[sburb/grub ladies]

an ominous message suddenly appears on ur screen
(that message is from me)
the message reads:
MEET ME AT THE OUTPOST
BRING UR CUTEST PJS
& A SLEEPING BAG
THOSE THAT DO NOT OBEY THIS MESSAGE WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS

jk just drop any plans u have & do it
c u there ;)

[equius]

hey um so the gals & r doin a thing
& cause ur bffsies with nepeta & everything i wouldnt want u 2 be left out
so i guess this is me xtending the invitation 2 u 2
it was gonna be a totes girlfest but we can tone down on the frills & pillow fight 4 u
i bet nepeta would love it if ud come 2
if ur interested come 2 the outpost with nepeta 2nite

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Wait. What?!

What?

Edited (gay) 2013-09-17 03:57 (UTC)

I'm already at the outpost!!

Good. Makes my job hella easier. For once I won't have to hunt you down and drag your ass out for hang outs times.

If you can't keep the poor lil' fella, and none of your friends can take care of him, I'll look after him for you.

I dunnoooooo. This is my mom's cat we're talking 'bout here and I dunno if I'll ever get to see her at all. I'm not just gonna give him up to anyone. I'm gonna need to get my handy notepad out here and see if you meet the proper catlover criteria.

Criteria. Alrighty then.

[Ace sucks in a deep breath] Is Edgar a long-hair or a shorthair? Does he get into everything or would he rather just park his fuzzy behind on whatever you need to get to right just this moment? String, little plastic balls with bells in them, or just plain balls of tin foil and rubber bands? Chicken or tuna? And don't even suggest anything out of a can or a bag because that's an insult to one of nature's finely honed hunting machines.

Woahhhhhhh, ok so you know you know enough to do a google search 'bout cats. What else you got up your sleeve?

Eheheheheheh. [he chuckles, exaggeratedly, then his tone is 100% serious] Allow me to introduce myself, ma'am. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Finder of the lost, rescuer of the abused, and one hell of an all-around animal samaritan. I've taken care of more breeds and species than most pet stores even know exist.

Oh no...! Your mother left you a cat and the castle won't even let you hold him?

That's terrible...!!

U-Um... i-if no one else offers... I could take care of him? I'm sorry, I know we don't know each other but...

[it hurts her in her kokoro ok]

Well, she wasn't exactly my mom. More like my teen mom in another timeline, but that's another story for another day. But yeah, she's gone now. I don' think she realized what a big poop the castle was when I returned. Either that or it was a really cruel joke, but i kinda doubt it.

What's your name? We can always fix the don't knowing each other part right here, right now!

D --> Uh
D --> Wait
D --> You are inviting me to something
D --> And where is this outpost

i am as long as u want 2 go
im not gonna force u or anythin
if u help me carry things over u can go with me
i hear no1 can even begin to compare to ur strenght ;)
it must be all dat milk u drink
does the body good u kno
if ur gonna come we can add that to the snack list 2
i bet nepetad like some any1 since shes practically a cat herself

D --> Well
D --> I am sure Nepeta would want me to meet her friends
D --> And it would probably brighten her spirits as well
D --> I believe I will come along
D --> And offer assistance with heavy lifting
D --> With my STRONG powers

Edited 2013-09-18 03:56 (UTC)

yessss total score
tbh tho its rly just 4 of us + u
i wanted to keep it purely sburb/sgrub peeps for reasons
i wont rly go into details
im sure anythin ud need to kno nepeta woulda already said
idk if uve met jane but shes the only other 1 u wouldnt kno
u can meet me at my room
id love 2 see how strong u r firsthand ;)
im sure no 1 would ever compare
ppl must be hardcore jelly of u nonstop
im in room 413 so whenever u wanna stop by & help a gal out

((i was going to pm you but it looks like you have pming turned off. we have a log over here set up. i wanted to ask first if you'd want to assume roxy already had equius help her lug things over by that point or have them arrive together?))

Edited 2013-09-18 04:15 (UTC)

((ugh, sorry. Don't know why it would be. Should be fixed now.))

D --> Alright then
D --> My strength
D --> Yes, I suppose others would be quite jelly of them
D --> No troll possesses as much muscle as I
D --> I shall be over momentarily to assist in the lifting if you wish

((I think it'd be a bit funnier if they arrived together honestly.))

Edited 2013-09-18 04:29 (UTC)

i knew it
maybe when u get over ud even let me touch them a little
just a wee bit
u kno
bc ive never touched man muscles like urs before
ill prob swoon into ur arms tho on contact
so u better be ready to catch me ok
ill be waitin ;)

D --> Uh
D --> Uh
D --> Alright then

[The journal is closed and Equius makes his way to her specified room. Navigation was still difficult in this place, but between Equius's own intuition and Nepeta's guidance, he made his way pretty good.

Eventually he's outside her door. He almost knocks before remembering the last time he tried that. So, after a moment of awkward silence...]

Uh... h-hello? I have arrived to the right place I hope.

:33 < i have the best pjs ever
:33 < when we were in japan i got a kigurumi and now when i wear it i look even more like a kitty cat than i already do!
:33 < also i dont have a sl33ping bag but i have a tent
:33 < should i bring that?

o man jelly i want a kitty thing
i completely missed out in the kitty things o well
a tent is an upgrade from a sleeping bag
itll only add to the xciting xpertience ur gonna have 2nite
i will bring xtra blankets from my room 4 u 2
ell oh ell look at all those
triple x partayyy
tho not THAT kinda triple x party
lets keep this a solid pg13

Edited 2013-09-18 03:03 (UTC)

:33 < what
:33 < what is a triple x party

only the raunchiest of parties that ever did happen
just think of all the porn
and prob even orgies
just think of all the xtreme positions
xtrordinary positions we could witness
but dont worry ur little paws purrpeta
even if it was that kinda party i would b sure to gently shield ur eyes from such over stumulated xtremities
bc im such a good friend & thats what good friends do

Edited 2013-09-18 03:44 (UTC)

:33 < you know
:33 < it is times like these that i regret getting curious about human romance

You'd best help me prepare snacks if you expect a sleepover tonight, Ro-Lal!
It's a lot of work for just one gal! :B

like u even need 2 ask me that
i asked the castle for shit tons of snacks
i am literally rollin in bags of chips over here
maybe i should ask for soda 2???
esp if were gonna do that stayin up all nite thing
& of course the mandatory hot choc and smores
what kinda snacks did u have in mind tho?
our combined forces of snacks and party knowledge is gonna make this party DA BOMB DOT COM

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Filtered to Roxy Forever

right back at Jane forever