twenty two :: written/dicktated

[i_got_this]

[South's been having a hard time dealing with the loss of a chunk of friends lately, and even after York, Tucker, and Church posed an intervention she was still finding ways of getting into trouble.]

[And then there was this.]

[Prompted by a discussion with Lucrezia about smiley faces, South felt it was on her shoulders to teach the other woman about proper doodling.]

Good Morning Castle Wonderfuck! I gotta gift for you! Enjoy!

Comments

dictated

[i_got_this]

[What no these aren't bones at all! But neither does South know what an osteologist is.]

What? No, what the fuck do I care about birds?

Re: dictated

[footnote]

[Bone...rs, perhaps? Aziraphale doesn't approve of such language so, naturally, he conveys this by making his tone as stuffy as possible.]

Who mentioned anything about birds?

dictated

[i_got_this]

[Yes. Yes those bones. And she counters by making her tone as snarky as possible.]

You did. Isn't that was Ostiwhateverology means?

[footnote]

No, an osteologist is someone who studies bones, specifically human bones. Isn't that what those drawings represent?

[i_got_this]

Uh, boners maybe.

[Snorting a laugh at him. Seriously? He didn't see those were dicks?]

[footnote]

[No, he certainly did not.]

Boners? Is that someone or something that does something to a bone?

[i_got_this]

[She's having way too much fun with this.] You could say that. When a guy gets really excited, he pops a boner.

[footnote]

He pops one?

[So a boner is a type of object, perhaps like a balloon?]

I can't say I've ever come across something like that before, miss.

[i_got_this]

Wow. Really? Really? How old are you?

[footnote]

I... hardly think that's a polite question to ask, do you?

[i_got_this]

If you had any idea what I've been drawing then you'd already know I don't do 'polite'.

[footnote]

Then you really should moderate yourself, miss, manners are free and they brighten everyone's day.

[i_got_this]

Yeah I don't fucking care about brightening anyone's day so ... you might want to lecture someone else.

[footnote]

I must say, you won't win friends with that sort of attitude. You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar, my dear.

[i_got_this]

It's worked great for me so far.

-- and who wants to catch flies, anyway?

[footnote]

It's an expression.

[What on earth were the youth of today even taught?]