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066. Baby Come On Home

[Look, here's Brock's deep and manly voice. Despite... everything... he sounds pretty damn blasé, as per usual.]

I'm back, by the way. Don't make a big deal about it. I've been back for awhile but I'm, uh, really busy, so.

[Busy dealing with his wife.......]

Anyway, I haven't made it back to the cabin yet, but please tell me somebody did me a solid and like... cleaned up.

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Well, it doesn't hurt now... I mean. Not that it hurt when it happened or anything. Like, it tingled, maybe.

[MACHO......]

[This is the tone of someone who doesn't believe you]

Having your heart cut out tingled. Really.

Yeah. Prove me wrong.

[SHE CAN'T unless she tears his heart out

she might tear his heart out]

[There's a subtle pause here]

I'd rather you not die again.

Then I guess we'll never know.

[Jackass Achievement reached]

I can still punch you, you know.

That'll probably be worse than the heart thing, to be honest.

How? You'd still be alive. Just with a broken face.

Because I'm pretty sure having a broken face hurts worse than tingling.

But you can survive a broken face.

That's super close to being poetic, Mal.

Oh dear, I'd better stop while I'm ahead. Don't want to end up sounding poetic. People might think I've gone soft.

Before you know it, you'll be knitting hats for all the heads you decapitate.

There will be those little fluffy bobbles on top, too, I think. Best make an effort.

[Pfft] Wow, you may be too far gone already.

At least I went doing what I loved.

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