066. Baby Come On Home

[samson]

[Look, here's Brock's deep and manly voice. Despite... everything... he sounds pretty damn blasé, as per usual.]

I'm back, by the way. Don't make a big deal about it. I've been back for awhile but I'm, uh, really busy, so.

[Busy dealing with his wife.......]

Anyway, I haven't made it back to the cabin yet, but please tell me somebody did me a solid and like... cleaned up.

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Vereesa also yay gimme

[samson]

[Wow, that sass!!]

I don't know, you elves always looked on the delicate side to me...

Brock and surprising no one by now it's all gone but next year you'll totes get some

[sworn]

There is an expression you humans cherish so, what is it? "Looks can be deceiving?"

[Some day in the future Vereesa hopes they can test one another's strength by arm wrestling or something equally friendly even though he will likely win but she'll put up a good fight]

Vereesa and wow i have to wait so rude....

[samson]

[And when that happens, he'll be super extra careful not to just snap her arm okok...]

Ha. We also have a saying that goes, 'don't hit girls.'

Brock but there is pumpkin pie in the fridge i will go grab you a slice

[sworn]

[Uproarious laughter goes here]

How do the humans of your world manage to win wars that way?

Vereesa yes ok acceptable

[samson]

Oh, well, wars are different. If you want to go to war, just let me know and I can do that.

Brock and here's your pie do you like whipped cream on top

[sworn]

I'd much rather we be on the same side should that time ever arise.

Vereesa yes that's very kind thank you

[samson]

Same here.