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Brock Fucking Samson ([personal profile] samson) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-10-28 11:22 pm
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067. In The Evening

[In the early evening, Brock can be found at the archery range alternately shooting his crossbow at targets or using throwing knives. He is... pretty bad.

Also pretty bad is his constant swearing about how terrible he is. It's just awful. Embarrassing even.

But he's still trying. Just getting more and more pissed off as he goes on.]

[Brock's voice comes over the journal in the evening, tone flat.]

I need to know if anybody has experience with like... really bad depth perception. Don't ask. I just need advice.
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molotov: (smokes)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-08 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You will learn. That is what we are trying to do.
samson: (agent topanga lawrence)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-10 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I guess so. [He's just being negative like a big ol' baby.]

Or maybe you'll have to be my seeing eye wife.
molotov: (smirks)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-11 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, I do not want to wear a leash. Maybe we will just get you a cane.
samson: (:])

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
No, we'd get you one of those little harnesses. [Gestures!]
molotov: (mocking you~~)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-12 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
You won't be able to see to put it on me. Besides, I think you already have a collar...? We will put it to use, I can lead you around like the dog you are.
samson: (glare forever)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-17 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He's about to make a joke about how he can sedate her really really easily, but then she has to go and bring that up...]

Don't remind me. That was so embarrassing.
molotov: (animated leg)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-17 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft, how was it embarrassing? No one even knows except us.
samson: (rough trade in a tight camisole)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-17 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I can still be embarrassed.
molotov: (mocking you~~)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-17 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly, you like it.
samson: (i think this might be a stupid idea)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-19 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
That is not even the point.
molotov: (i like you)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-20 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You wanna wear it, Daddy? [She's cooing, scratching at him.] You know you do.
samson: (agent topanga lawrence)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[Maybe.]
molotov: (heart.)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-23 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Da. I can take my little doggie on a walk around the house...
samson: (pfft magic guys)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-26 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, shhh-hhh-hh...

[Quickly glancing around to make sure nobody's over here...]

Let's... talk about that someplace more private. Maybe.
molotov: (shoulder)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-26 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
[She snickers, then reaches for his hands.] Right now.
samson: (&doc;)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-30 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He lets her.] Yeah, okay. Just... remember I can't really see. Don't lead me into a tree or anything.
molotov: (heart.)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-31 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Only once or twice. [Joking! She squeezes his hands.]
samson: (a wedding icon)

[personal profile] samson 2013-12-31 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, but you gotta make up for it, hon.
molotov: (wedding ♥ m&b)

[personal profile] molotov 2013-12-31 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Never.

[She squeezes his hands again, and off they go!]
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