Not quite back to the future.

[originalcopy]

So after our little romp through the 'good old days' I have to say that everything I thought about ancient Earth was pretty much right.

No amount of spin will ever make me admire people who shit in their own water supply.


[Filtered to Tucker]

Hey, I need a hand with something.

Comments

[fairlyclassichim]

You say that like any amount of spin will make you admire anybody.

[originalcopy]

Pfft... what can I say, I'm hard to impress.

[fairlyclassichim]

You don't say.

[He chuckles]

Also, dude. Phrasing.

[originalcopy]

Phrasing? Oh god really?

[hasmommyissues]

Society does like to glamourize certain periods does it not?

[originalcopy]

Usually the assholes that are good at arts and crafts.

[hasmommyissues]

I never knew you held such contempt for people who were good with their hands?

[originalcopy]

I have nothing against people who are good at that shit, I just don't think you should judge a whole society by them... that's all.

[hasmommyissues]

Do not judge a book by it's cover am I right?

[originalcopy]

Judge it by how eager it is to burn people at the stake.

[hasmommyissues]

All civilisations love a show.

Some just prefer them a little more brutal then others.

[originalcopy]

I'll stick with Griffball thanks.

[hasmommyissues]

What is Griffball?

[ That gets a raised eyebrow.]

[i_got_this]

Three words, Church. Recycled water systems.

Fuck you.

Ahaha Yes! XD

[originalcopy]

Big fuckin' difference bitch.

One gives you dysentery and makes you shit yourself to death, the other is motherfuckin' science and let's you colonize space.

It's also one more reason to hate space travel. [because that's still pretty fucking gross.]

[i_got_this]

Still similar enough for me to bitch about it.

[originalcopy]

Oh whatever, like you need an excuse to bitch.

[Pot kettle, Kettle pot]

Filter to Church

[babyaliendaddy]

Are we saving the universe?

Tucker

[originalcopy]

Fuck no, I'm out of the universe saving business. Last time I tried that shit everything went to hell anyway.

I uh, need to get a couch.

Church

[babyaliendaddy]

You're damned right it did. Then it turned awesome, but whatever.

...what do I look like, Ethan fucking Allen?

Tucker to end

[originalcopy]

I'm not asking you to fuckin' decorate or anything, just help me carry the damn thing.

[babyaliendaddy]

Jesus. Where would you be if I wasn't around to help you lift heavy shit, I ask you.

Fine. Whatever. Where are you?

[originalcopy]

Looking for some other idiot to help me. [Chuckle]

I'm down in the lobby.

[babyaliendaddy]

Of course you are. Too bad Caboose isn't around. [Snort.]

Coming, then.

[originalcopy]

Don't even say that... Fuck, the last thing I need is you giving the castle any ideas.