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[secondchances]

Florence was pretty awesome, aside from the mobs burning things. Every place has its quirks, though, so I'll overlook that and say it was a nice little historical vacation. But I'm still upset that tomatoes weren't a thing back then.

Anyway, this is your friendly reminder to make good use of your toothpaste and mouthwash. Oral hygiene is your friend... especially this time of the year, and especially in Paradisa. Trust me.

[Purposely vague? Maybe a little. C'mon, it's no fun if EVERYONE knows!]

Comments

[waterproofed]

Oh, yeah, that's a great tip.

[secondchances]

I figured it was part of my duty to the community.

[waterproofed]

What do you think will cause it this year? Red-nose reindeers?

[secondchances]

My money is on gingerbread.

[waterproofed]

At least you'll get something to eat out of it.

Stephanie

[hellofist]

[Hmm... HMMM....]

Does Tim have bad breath?

[Look she filtered and everything so she wouldn't embarrass him, how nice of her.]

Cass

[secondchances]

... not most days.

Stephanie

[hellofist]

Why especially in Paradisa, then?

Cass

[secondchances]

Whoops. Did I never mention the kissing?

[lucre]

You no longer need a sprig of leaves, however.

[secondchances]

What's that mean?

[Though she can guess.]

[lucre]

[ The joke dies when she explains it, so she doesn't. ]

But it was a doll last year, was it not?

[secondchances]

It'll be something different this year.

[At least most of her friends are attractive...]

[gottaknockhard]

[... Ugh. After all this time, the prospect of the castle celebrating this month is still horrible.]

Thanks for that.

[secondchances]

Hey, at least now you'll remember you were warned after that first awkward kiss.

[gottaknockhard]

It'd be a better warning if I knew what to avoid this time.

[secondchances]

I'd just be suspicious of everything.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

[Hey man, that's a low blow.]

My teeth are fine.

[secondchances]

Hey, no need to get upset. It's just a general... advice thing.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

[Some people have broken teeth, thank you very much.]

I am aware, it is just... my teeth have earned some rude remarks in the past.

[secondchances]

Uhh... what's up with your teeth?

[samson]

Helpful.

[secondchances]

I try.

Staying inside all month?

[samson]

Well, planning on it, but you know how that goes. Somethin' always drags you out sooner or later...

[secondchances]

Maybe lip gloss is a viable option. I always feel like I ate a bucket of fried chicken after I put it on. Enough of it, and maybe the kisses will just slide right off...