Happy Paraversary (written/voice)

[originalcopy]

So, I guess it's my turn to reflect on what being here for a year is like... I think it's safe to say that I've seen the worst and the best that the castle can throw at us in that time.   I don't know if one could ever justify the other, but I plan on making as much out of the good as I can...  while it lasts.  

I still think this place [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Wonder[REDACTED]

[The next bit is spoken]

Oh what the >beep<!  I can't >beep<ing swear?!  Are you >beep<ing kidding me?!  

>beep<!  What?!  I can't even say >beep<!?    I hate it here!

Comments

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Wow, that's like half your fucking vocabulary down the drain. How shitty.

Dictated

[originalcopy]

>beep< you >beep<.

Arggg...

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

What was that? I didn't catch it.

[dictated]

[threeweeksago]

[Have the sound of a young girl practically cackling.]

Man, that's some pretty shitty luck there, buddy.

[babyaliendaddy]

Best. Fucking. Day. Ever. Fuck. Yeah. Dude.

[hasmommyissues]

[ This gets a muffled giggle.]

Practising morse code are we?

Dictated to end

[originalcopy]

I said my vocabulary is just fine thanks.

Dictated to end

[originalcopy]

>Beep< off... OH COME ON!

Re: Dictated to end

[putuporshutup]

Oh, I thought you were being rude or something. Don't know what would have given me that idea.

Anyway, you're so welcome!

[originalcopy]

[REDACTED] you [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] I [REDACTED][REDACTED] your [REDACTED][REDACTED]!

[babyaliendaddy]

... okay ... you have to stop ... I might die from fucking laughing over here ...

[originalcopy]

[there's some beeping in the background]

Something like that... I'm sure my message is still >beep<ing clear.

[originalcopy]

I'm sure I have no idea... well, don't let me keep you from your busy life.

[grumbling, teeth grinding annoyance.]

[originalcopy]

Well, I'm glad one of us is enjoying themselves... seriously man this >beeps< !

OH COME ON! >beep< isn't even a swear!

[putuporshutup]

Aww come on, Church, I've always got time for our little chats. What else is new?

[threeweeksago]

[Yep, she's still laughing.]

What was that? I couldn't hear you clearly.

[originalcopy]

Other than the worlds most obnoxious loss?

[originalcopy]

Yes, it's going to be very annoying... thank you for pointing that out to me. Now go away.

[delivered in as dead pan a monotone as he can manage in his enraged state.]

[babyaliendaddy]

Are you fucking kidding me? Between this and the enforced make-out sessions, this is my best fucking month ever. I love this fucking fucked up castle!

[threeweeksago]

[Sorry, bro, deadpan just doesn't work on her anymore.]

Nah, I don't think I will. This shit is really fucking amusing.

[She's putting special emphasis on her curses right there.]

[originalcopy]

Enforced.... Oh no, >beep< ing 'kissmass'. Son of a >beep< !

[babyaliendaddy]

...god i am going to die laughing ...

dictated;

[lord_wizard]

My, how quickly the tune changes.

[i_got_this]

Ha ha sucks to be you!

[Yeah she's laughing.]

[originalcopy]

[grumbling]

I can't tell you how happy I am to hear you're having a good time.