Happy Paraversary (written/voice)

[originalcopy]

So, I guess it's my turn to reflect on what being here for a year is like... I think it's safe to say that I've seen the worst and the best that the castle can throw at us in that time.   I don't know if one could ever justify the other, but I plan on making as much out of the good as I can...  while it lasts.  

I still think this place [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Wonder[REDACTED]

[The next bit is spoken]

Oh what the >beep<!  I can't >beep<ing swear?!  Are you >beep<ing kidding me?!  

>beep<!  What?!  I can't even say >beep<!?    I hate it here!

Comments

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Wow, that's like half your fucking vocabulary down the drain. How shitty.

Dictated

[originalcopy]

>beep< you >beep<.

Arggg...

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

What was that? I didn't catch it.

[dictated]

[threeweeksago]

[Have the sound of a young girl practically cackling.]

Man, that's some pretty shitty luck there, buddy.

Dictated to end

[originalcopy]

>Beep< off... OH COME ON!

[threeweeksago]

[Yep, she's still laughing.]

What was that? I couldn't hear you clearly.

[babyaliendaddy]

Best. Fucking. Day. Ever. Fuck. Yeah. Dude.

[originalcopy]

[REDACTED] you [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] I [REDACTED][REDACTED] your [REDACTED][REDACTED]!

[babyaliendaddy]

... okay ... you have to stop ... I might die from fucking laughing over here ...

[hasmommyissues]

[ This gets a muffled giggle.]

Practising morse code are we?

[originalcopy]

[there's some beeping in the background]

Something like that... I'm sure my message is still >beep<ing clear.

[hasmommyissues]

You know ... I never thought the castle was one for censorship.

But I guess somebody here has to think of the children.

dictated;

[lord_wizard]

My, how quickly the tune changes.

Dictated

[originalcopy]

The only thing that changed is now I can't properly articulate my feelings for this place.

Dictated

[lord_wizard]

Perhaps you should try a different medium.

[i_got_this]

Ha ha sucks to be you!

[Yeah she's laughing.]

[originalcopy]

>beep< you >beep< ing >beep< ! [sigh]

Whatever.

[i_got_this]

Fucking suck it up, loser. I'll buy you a beer if you want.

[Actually she's just looking for an excuse to hit him with the mistletoe for her personal tally.]

Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

[Snickers.]

Guess that's what a loss is then?

Dicated

[originalcopy]

Better be a >beep< temporary one.

Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

Yeah, could probably be annoying in the long run.

[well_assembled]

Wow, that's a bad one for you. Sorry you got hit with it, want me to bring a deck of cards over and distract you?

Nat

[originalcopy]

Yeah, castle has a sick sense of humor.

I might swing by there, the castle is doing that kissing thing again.

[hatesgoodbyes]

....a year?

That is so fucking weird. I was just with you, I mean before I came here. I can't imagine not see... How that must fuck with your perception of time or whatever.

But I guess time has always kinda been fucked around us.

I mean.. people who the Program had been around. [So smooth, sure he never would have thought it might be time and them personally, nope, excellent cover.]

[originalcopy]

Yup, twelve fun filled months. [sigh]

This place really likes >beep< ing with us.

Plucking us from different points in time to make things as awkward as possible.

[He's totally assuming she means all of them from their 'verse. Look at the hell that York and Carolina went through and South and North. Even Tucker and Wash had issues since they were from 'the future' of all of them.]