[dictated/action] - A hobbit on Christmas

[unexpected_adventures]

I must say I am very pleased with the way the castle is celebrating this season called Christmas. I don't know much about it but I love all the colours and the present giving. Those sweets around the tree look so tasty too! [Yep. Bilbo is like a little kid right now.]

I've heard about this so called kissing plant too. Mistletoe? I've not heard of such a plant, as we don't have anything like that back home. I'm not one for kissing strangers though! It seems all rather....improper and rude to me. [He shrugs, as he looks down at the journal.]

Anyway, I am enjoying the festivities. I just hope nothing bad will come out of this, as I've learnt not to trust the castle and it's games. What does anyone else think of the decorations?

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[vampirize]

The decorations are tacky, and the castle pulls this thing out every Christmas, don't think it's anything too special. One year, it was doves, another, it was nutcrackers. Seriously, the mistletoe is practically ironic at this point.

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[teenagebadboy]

The decorations are nice. It really does feel like Christmas is coming. If I got any complaint it is that it's a bit too much of it. But it's change from cold stone walls I suppose.

We doesn't exactly got a choice though. It's the flamin' castle playing mind tricks on us. I don't mind kissing, just not kissing strangers and kissing in public that much.

[unexpected_adventures]

It is? Well, I always appreciate a bit of colour and festivity during the winter months. It's nice for people to give presents to one another too. [Because Bilbo agreed that giving was better than taking.]

[unexpected_adventures]

Yes, it does. I don't fancy kissing anyone! I wouldn't. The castle can't force us to kiss other people, can it? [Because that's just wrong.]

[teenagebadboy]

What, not even your girlfriend?

Yeah it can. I've already kissed a few because of the castle forcing me with some kind of mind control.

[vampirize]

...Okay, presents can stay. Everything else can go. It's kind of grating, by this point.

[unexpected_adventures]

Grating? What do you mean by that?

[unexpected_adventures]

I've....never had one. Not like that. [He coughed. He didn't want to admit things like that. A hobbit's life was secret!]

Mind control? Oh dear.

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[fuckelves]

Kissing plants...sounds like Elf handiwork to me...

[vampirize]

I mean that it's too cheerful. Overbearingly so. Like everything is just shouting at you to be more happy when you don't want to be. It's annoying.

[teenagebadboy]

Too bad for you.

Yeah that's what it is. That's why people have no choice but kiss other people.

[unexpected_adventures]

Thorin! Oh. I suppose it does. Do you think elves have such plants where they live?

[unexpected_adventures]

They do? There isn't any way to counter the spell so to speak? [Like he knew spells anyway.]

[unexpected_adventures]

Really? Why would the castle seek to impress this upon people?

[teenagebadboy]

Don't ask me. I know naff about spells and such.

[fuckelves]

I'm certain Elves have all sorts of devil plants like that where they live that they help thrive and cultivate.