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[saccharosium]

[ Ugh, today is a horrible day and Stocking hopes it never happens again.

Her stockings were neon colors that so did not match her lolita outfits, her tea was always cold and with milk in it, and now she could not even make regular cupcakes.

So now the journal is filled with a sound of rage and frustration. ]

Why do the cupcakes keep coming out black and spicy?!!! [ Then the sound of pans hitting the floor. ]

Stupid castle!


[ ooc; Open for journal or action! ]

Comments

[deminuit]

[ the sounds of angry squawking in the background. ]

That doesn't sound so bad.

[saccharosium]

[ ...... Yeah, she won't question it. ]

I'm sure you'd love them, Midnighter.

[deminuit]

[ probably for the best. ]

Worse things than spicy cupcakes have happened to me.

[ squawk. ]

[saccharosium]

Sounds like it. Anyway, spicy cupcakes are disgusting. Shall I save these cupcakes for you?

[deminuit]

I'll pass. Save them; maybe you can poison the next person who annoys you.

[saccharosium]

......

I like the way you think. [ And she is indeed grabbing a small container to save a few, about a dozen or so.

Also, the squawking has piqued her interest a bit. ] Hopefully that bird or whatever I hear has not attacked you.

[deminuit]

[ her enthusiasm about it is so cute. :( ]

Anytime. [ ... ] And no. You in the market for a pet?

[saccharosium]

[ Why sadface? 8(? ]

No, but thanks! Honekoneko might eat it, even if I wanted it.

[deminuit]

[ just because. cute. ]

Don't be so sure. Honekoneko is a what, now? [ ... ] A cat?

dictated;

[links]

Is the castle doing something to your cooking? [or can you just not cook.....]

dictated forever?

[saccharosium]

Yes. I wanted normal vanilla cupcakes, using my usual recipe, and they keep ending up ruined. [ /SQUINTS ]

dictated forever!

[links]

They sound delicious otherwise. [HAHA LOOK, HE DOESN'T KNOW MANY WOMEN WHO CAN COOK........]

You should probably wait until the castle calms down.

[saccharosium]

They are the best. Fresh vanilla bean icing, too! [ Oh, poor soul. One day he will try her great cooking. ]

I have already admitted defeat. I am cleaning up and then going into town.

[links]

I'd love to try them sometime. [Yes, please.]

Be careful. I think stuff in town might be acting up too.

[saccharosium]

Maybe in a few days, after the castle stops being a pain in the ass.

[ She lets out a groan. ] Wonderful.

[links]

Sounds fair.

[he chuckles] Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

[saccharosium]

I will find somewhere to escape to for the rest of the day. Or I could watch other residents get lost in the lobby.

I do not believe we have spoken before. I am Stocking Anarchy.

[solar_absorber]

I've never heard of a spicy cupcake before. But if it's possible this castle is likely to make it happen.

Do you need some help Stocking?

[saccharosium]

I am positive it is the castle. I hate spicy food, I would never eat this.

... Maybe cleaning up...

[solar_absorber]

I'm pretty sure this is just another one of the castle's games. Everything seems to be turning out strange today.

You're in the kitchen?

[saccharosium]

I guess I will postpone my cupcake making for a day. [ a soft, disappointed sigh ]

Yes.

[solar_absorber]

Probably a good idea.

I'm on my way.

[But with the craziness of the castle, a normal five minute walk to the kitchen becomes a test in will as he gets all kinds of lost before he finally shows up.]

Okay, that was an experience I won't be forgetting soon.

[saccharosium]

[ It took Stocking a few minutes to find a normal garbage bag. Jeez, castle, talk about an off day. She looks up and smiles at Apollo. ]

Hello~ And let me guess, the stairs trapped you for a bit?

[solar_absorber]

[He nods as he claims a chair at the table and surveys the mess.]

Yeah, I spent forever trying to figure out what floor I was on. And then I got side tracked in the library-don't go in there if you can avoid it.

[saccharosium]

It nabbed me earlier. I think I am going to escape to the town for the rest of the day.

What is going on with the library? [ Thanks to her loss, instead of tossing every cupcake into the bag whole like a normal person, she uses her hand to scrunch and crumble them up into the garbage bag. Sob, fuck you castle. ]