007//Glasses Pushes

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Jade had already accepted that normality was a fluid concept in Paradisa. What was normal was based on the day and how the castle... Er.. Felt at the moment. However, there were some things that Jade decided were... not normal. Waking up and trying to fix his bed resulted in the blanket folding itself to look like some sort of origami star. When he gave up on that and went to brush his teeth, his toothpaste looked like peanut butter.

Wishing for actual toothpaste just got an avalanche of toothpaste tubes to come flying from his shower. Escaping the bathroom and slamming the door shut, the mute man stared around his room, wondering just what in the dickens was going to go wrong next. This manifested by Jade going to pick up his journal and leave the room. However, the door was hiding what seemed to be a large brick wall made of... oatmeal?

Poking it revealed that Jade could push through if he didn't mind getting dirty. And thus, Jade Curtiss escaped from a room in a magic castle by shoulder-slamming an oatmeal wall.

However, now Jade was covered in cinnamon-smelling food, which called for rectification. Asking for a towel got... nothing except a small white thread.. So, he reasoned, getting a bit of a shower would help. However, his shower being used as a stockroom for toothpaste, he wished for a bit of water. It'd be all right, he'd clean it up later.

Jade felt what seemed to be vague confusion as a torrential downpour came from the ceiling after it opened up like a mouth (complete with creepy lips).

And didn't stop.

Sorry Gaudium tower, the hallway is now kind of flooded with a few inches of swift-running water like an over-sized water slide. Jade himself is being swept down, trying to grab things to keep himself from being flushed into the stairs. His journal, however, has already made the trip and disappeared to who-knows-where.

Care to help a Colonel still in his pajamas?]

((OOC: Open to all Gaudium Tower residents and whoever decides to come up to the flooded hallway or be bowled over by Jade.))

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[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Great? That's... An interesting way to describe it, but he shrugged and went with that. At the unspoken question to his name, Jade motioned to his throat and pulled a pen from his pocket. The pen tip glowed a gold color and Jade wrote in the air.]

'Jade. We've spoken about the Peace patrol if I'm correct.'

[He recognizes your voice, at least.]

[ectobabble]

Jade? ... Oh! Yeah, now I recognize your handwriting! [he beams] That pen's incredible! How does it work, is it magic, or is there some kind of phosphorescent technology involved?

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Jade looked at the pen, then writes again.]

'My magic.'

[ectobabble]

That is so great! It looks like a sparkler that never runs out! [he grins like a little kid, reaching out to poke the words and see if they feel like anything] … Have you always been mute?

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Jade silently chuckles at that enthusiasm. The glittering letters will give him a bit of a odd, jittery feeling in his hand, and dissipate when touched.]

'No, the castle took my voice.'

[ectobabble]

Oh, geez, that's an awful loss! I'm glad you found a way around it. ... [he looks around] Should we ... try an' find some dryer ground before you catch a chill?

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Jade gave a sardonic expression, then shrugged.]

'I think I'll be fine, but my pajamas shan't ever recover.'

[They weigh a lot now. Good thing the pants are tied at the waist or there would be a rather embarrassing wardrobe malfunction.]

[ectobabble]

Oh, that's too bad. ... At least you can wish for a new pair, right? ... That can't be comfy, though, walking around in wet stuff. Where were you headed?

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

'The lobby, mostly. My room has been acting oddly.'

[Yep, it's as odd to him as it is to you, hopefully.]

[ectobabble]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone's has. I asked for a trunk and I got a tiny little elephant. I think I'm gonna keep him, he's really neat.

[odd? yes. unwelcome? DEFINITELY not]

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Jade touched his chin in thought.]

'Odd.'