003 :: > Jade: Scream. [voice]

[frogs]

[Suddenly you hear the loudest shriek over the journal. It is loud and unpleasant to your poor ears. It is also an angry shriek quickly followed by the sound of things either being thrown or knocked over. It's hard to tell.

Then a loud swear. The loudest shout of "FUCK" you have ever heard, to be sure.

Then Jade shouting at the top of her lungs:]

WHY IS MY HAIR PINK?! All I wanted was to take a shower! John, this better not have been one of your pranks or you are dead!

Comments

[psych0p0mps]

oh phew
for a second i thought it was something serious

[frogs]

oh shut up!!! >O
maybe it is not dire but it is still pretty horrible!!!
how do i even change it back???

[psych0p0mps]

i
dont know?
maybe if you take another shower itll change back
like how severe head trauma can be cured by more severe head trauma

[frogs]

i dont think that is actually how you cure severe head trauma

[psych0p0mps]

really
your tv shows suggest otherwise :p

[NO SHE KNOWS, she's just trollin']

[frogs]

[dammit Aradia!!]

haha very funny :P

[heliacal]

...It's pink?

[frogs]

Bright pink! Awful pink! The worst pink!

[caligulas_aquarium]

gog of all the things to complain about
havve you evven stepped outside theres much wworse goin on
keep your minor problems to yourself

[frogs]

shut up its not like i knew the journal was open!!!
this is still a serious problem!!
how would you like it if your hair turned neon pink????

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey pink is pretty fuckin close to the best color a the spectrum
evven if its not the right color exactly its still pretty fuckin royal by comparison
you shouldnt be complainin about this but a course your backwwards human standards mean all a your priorities are just so damn messed up
its ridiculous

[He'd hate it, in truth. Noone messes with the purple streak.

Noone.]

[frogs]

argh!!!!!
yes it is a fine color but i do not want my hair to be it!!!!!!
this is stupid

[Note to self: put dye in Eridan's troll!shampoo bottle. Watch reactions.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[fs;afgbs;jj yes it must happen, and he will be the biggest hypocrite.]

like i said just deal wwith it
or i dunno isnt there somethin you can use to get rid a it
think wwoman dont just complain to evveryone else about it youre in a castle that can givve you ANYTHIN an you couldnt evven figure this out yourself
fuckin wweak

[frogs]

[excellent. i am all for this.]

i dont know anything about hair dye!
it is not like i had access to the stuff where i grew up
though i guess maybe someone else might know...

[caligulas_aquarium]

exactly
go ask an stop buggin evveryone wwho doesnt knoww

[frogs]

well i guess i will then!!

[s-so THERE!]

[bubbleglub]

)(e)(e, I like pink. 38D
I'm sure your )(air looks muc)( more ---EXCITING now!
Can I see?

[frogs]

no!! D:
it looks awful!!!
pink is not a bad color but this is too pink
this is the worst kind of pink!!!
the water even dyed my dog ears too!

[bubbleglub]

S)(-E-E)(!
I won't know unless I see it.

[frogs]

noooo i am not coming out of my room ever until it goes away D: