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Mabel Pines ([personal profile] bezazzled) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2014-02-17 11:26 am
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16th sweater: a conversation heart

[Dictated in her sweetest voice]

Helloooooo, my dearest residents of the castle! This is Mabel Pines, and I have a special offer for you.

As you all know, Valentine's Day has come and gone. As you also know, not everyone enjoys the holiday as much as the next person. As such, I feel compelled to offer you solace and a way to escape the lingering reminders of the holiday.

So if anyone has any Valentine's Day candy that they don't want, feel free to give it to me! I am willing to do this out of the goodness of my heart so that you don't have to look at that candy and remember any heartache that you might be feeling.

I'm also talking to you, people who are on diets and/or watching their figure! Don't be tempted by the sight of that chocolate. You can give me your candy as well. I don't mind one bit. Let me remove that burden so you don't have to feel guilty or anything.

All candy can be delivered to room 421.
onlyanapple: (Nicotine Habit)

Dictated

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-02-17 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
My, how selfless of you. I'm truly astounded.
onlyanapple: (Dear Journal...)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-02-18 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You deserve a humanitarian award. Perhaps even the Noble Prize.
onlyanapple: (Winter=HATE)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-02-18 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Better reserve a place on your shelf for it with all your...unicorns or whatever the hell it is little girls keep on their shelves.
onlyanapple: (Eyes of gold)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-02-19 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Good, then we'll go with unicorns, then. You'll want a space for it amongst them.
onlyanapple: (Tail)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-02-26 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds perfect to me.
lucre: (++ / confess)

[personal profile] lucre 2014-02-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, and I had been so distressed by the mountain of sweets I have in my possession!
lucre: (+ / napoli)

[personal profile] lucre 2014-02-27 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you offer this service all year long?
lucre: (+ / pleasure)

[personal profile] lucre 2014-03-01 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Most excellent. How might I return this great favor?