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[babyaliendaddy]

I just want to say ... don't go into the town. It'll just depress the fuck out of you, dudes.

[And this is Tucker, shaking his head sadly at the state of things. Because Paradisa has literally gotten medieval on all this shit. So now Tucker couldn't even go outside without being eyed funny and he thought he heard some weird murmurs about 'church', so since he didn't want to get burned at the stake, he got his happy ass back to the Castle. But Quick.]

Man, now we really are stuck in Castle Wonderfuck - I wonder if that crazy castle did this to the patrons first ... [And yep, that's Tucker for you. Looking on the bright side of things.]

Comments

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

I think the town is my favorite part so far.

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[babyaliendaddy]

... Are you from the medieval ages or something?

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[both_neither]

Depressing in what way, exactly? Because everyone down here seems pretty happy about things from what I've seen...

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[babyaliendaddy]

Seriously, how many fucking people here are from the horse and carriage and shit on the street stage?

[both_neither]

I'm not, actually. Pretty far from it. But it's kind of peaceful.

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

I was alive then, if that's what you mean.

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[babyaliendaddy]

.... Yeah. Okay. Then you definitely love this shit.

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

Why the disappointment? You don't have to live in it.

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[babyaliendaddy]

Yeah man, but now where do I go to hang out? I can't go there ... it's all ... weird. And smelly. And if I wear my armor then give me funny looks.

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

You have an entire magical castle at your disposal, if you consider yourself too good for the Middle Ages.

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[babyaliendaddy]

Man, no one wants to get stuck in here all the time. This place is fucking nuts on a good day, dude.

[babyaliendaddy]

Okay listen, do you really want to be stuck in this castle twenty-four seven?

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[fearbringer]

Then learn to like the town. I have.

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[babyaliendaddy]

Why do you?

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

The Middle Ages of Europe were an exciting time for me. So many people so prone to belief of all kinds, all packed together. They fed off each other's fear so easily.

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[babyaliendaddy]

...Uh. Huh. [Eyebrow raising right Up.] So what, you like, a chaos feeder or something?

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

Does the idea make you nervous?

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[babyaliendaddy]

Makes me wanna stab you. That the same thing?

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[peacockherald]

Depressing is a bit harsh, don't you think? Seems rather like a normal town.

_{[ But then, Vanyel is basically from a medieval world, so that's par for the course and then some. ]}

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[fearbringer]

It could be.

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[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, seriously, normal towns have like ... toilets. Working toilets. And strip clubs. And places where I can get a hamburger.

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[peacockherald]

I admit, I do miss those modern toilets. Marvels, those.

And I am sure they have "strip clubs", they are called brothels.

_{[ Not that he goes there, but, well, everyone knew what those were.]}

The last place is called a butcher's.

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[babyaliendaddy]

Modern toilets are the absolutely bomb, dude.

[Saddest of all Tuckers.]

... Yeah, those ladies in the brothels are not clean. At all.

[Like scary not clean. Nothing really seems clean in the town now.]

And they don't cook the burgers. Or grind them. They just give you sides of meat.

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[peacockherald]

I will admit that they are. Again, I shall miss them, but I suppose I made it all my years without them, going back is not to much of a thing.

I would not know, but I shall take your word.

_{[ He likes the boys, so brothels were never his kind of place anyways. Though there were certain ones... but maybe just one. He honestly didn't know, he would have probably died of embarrassment just going in. ]}

So wish for them?

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[babyaliendaddy]

Okay, now I'm not nervous. Now I just really wanna stab you for being a smartass freak.