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[babyaliendaddy]

I just want to say ... don't go into the town. It'll just depress the fuck out of you, dudes.

[And this is Tucker, shaking his head sadly at the state of things. Because Paradisa has literally gotten medieval on all this shit. So now Tucker couldn't even go outside without being eyed funny and he thought he heard some weird murmurs about 'church', so since he didn't want to get burned at the stake, he got his happy ass back to the Castle. But Quick.]

Man, now we really are stuck in Castle Wonderfuck - I wonder if that crazy castle did this to the patrons first ... [And yep, that's Tucker for you. Looking on the bright side of things.]

Comments

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[fearbringer]

I think the town is my favorite part so far.

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[babyaliendaddy]

... Are you from the medieval ages or something?

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

I was alive then, if that's what you mean.

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[babyaliendaddy]

.... Yeah. Okay. Then you definitely love this shit.

[handwritten]

[fearbringer]

Why the disappointment? You don't have to live in it.

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[both_neither]

Depressing in what way, exactly? Because everyone down here seems pretty happy about things from what I've seen...

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[babyaliendaddy]

Seriously, how many fucking people here are from the horse and carriage and shit on the street stage?

[both_neither]

I'm not, actually. Pretty far from it. But it's kind of peaceful.

[babyaliendaddy]

Okay listen, do you really want to be stuck in this castle twenty-four seven?

[both_neither]

Of course not. It's why I moved to the city.

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[peacockherald]

Depressing is a bit harsh, don't you think? Seems rather like a normal town.

_{[ But then, Vanyel is basically from a medieval world, so that's par for the course and then some. ]}

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[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, seriously, normal towns have like ... toilets. Working toilets. And strip clubs. And places where I can get a hamburger.

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[peacockherald]

I admit, I do miss those modern toilets. Marvels, those.

And I am sure they have "strip clubs", they are called brothels.

_{[ Not that he goes there, but, well, everyone knew what those were.]}

The last place is called a butcher's.

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[babyaliendaddy]

Modern toilets are the absolutely bomb, dude.

[Saddest of all Tuckers.]

... Yeah, those ladies in the brothels are not clean. At all.

[Like scary not clean. Nothing really seems clean in the town now.]

And they don't cook the burgers. Or grind them. They just give you sides of meat.

[originalcopy]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate this place more... have you seen what they did to the tower?

[Dude his awesome not!home has been turned into fuckin' lame ass pice of shit.]

[babyaliendaddy]

... Oh fuck me, what the FUCK did they do to the tower?

[He's got to deal with the goddamned boogie man, no strip clubs and THIS too? Fuck this fucking place!]

[originalcopy]

My god damn room is gone! It's fucking bullshit... the whole thing is like thirty feet tall.

[at least his shit ended up back in his room at the castle.]

[babyaliendaddy]

Mother fuckers ... what the hell is the Castle thinking? Where we gonna go, man? Where the Fuck are we gonna go?

[FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT. And of course it's Church.]

[teenagebadboy]

What happened with the town mate?

[babyaliendaddy]

[There's the sound of Tucker tossing things into a bag, and grunting as he did so.]

Whole place has gone fucking medieval dude. Like, literally.

[teenagebadboy]

Seriously? Well there goes any plans of moving there then when this place does my head in. I need electricity and proper bogs.

[babyaliendaddy]

Right now, we're going out to see of the outposts still have power.

Dictated

[deathscript]

It... isn't going to stay this way, is it?

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[babyaliendaddy]

I have NO fucking idea man ... but sometimes this shit is temporary, so you never know.

[deathscript]

Has this sort of thing happened before?