Agh, I'm jus' givin' ye a hard time. My head's a very...special sorta place, so you looked like you ta me. I 'magine I was probably alone in that.

Maybe the big green bloke was havin' 'imself a Frankenstein moment or somethin', wantin' ta make a friend. Course, I don' know the first thing about the beast in your head, so it's just a guess. As for the puppy, maybe ye could make flyers, ask around ta see if there's anyone ta claim 'im?