twelfth. written.

[eaglet]

[Connor is disguising his handwriting for this, because it's awkward, which renders this effectively anonymous. But he's also pretty bad at not being obvious, so if you know him well enough... or if you recognise the handwriting from this entry from six months ago because he doesn't think to change how he is masking himself... it's pretty easy to put the pieces together.]

How would you impress a woman?

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Dictated forever

[onlyanapple]

I remember this writing! Still trying, huh, little anonymous journal writer? I'm assuming the hookers didn't do it for you.

Anyway, it depends on what you want to impress the woman in question for. Do you want her to simply notice you, do you want to start a relationship up, or are you just after a quick tumble in the metaphorical hay? Let's establish the tone we're going for first.

written forever!!!! disguised writing!!!! also internal screaming

[eaglet]

What

No I am only interested in impressing her

internal screaming is delicious

[onlyanapple]

Oh, don't panic, I still don't now who you are.

...As in 'good job on that papier mâché model of the solar system, kid!' impressed, or 'you're kinds cute, let's go on a date' impressed?

Dictated

[the_effect_she_has]

Be a real man. Do something for her family.

[Because that was how every man she had ever known had impressed the hell out of her.]

written

[eaglet]

Her family is not here.

Re: written

[the_effect_she_has]

Then do something for her friends. Show that you support her, in some way.

[givetheslip]

Ask her what she likes. Listen to the answer.

[eaglet]

Is that not too obvious?

[givetheslip]

Much too obvious for some men, if they care to wonder about it at all.

[batteriesarehard]

[Well this is kind of adorable.]

If you're going for what kind of a present to give, actually put some thought into it. Not all women like the same things, so what works for one won't work for all of us.

[eaglet]

I am more interested in gaining her favour. Are presents an acceptable way to do this?

[batteriesarehard]

Really, the best way is to just spend time with her. Do things she likes to do or share your hobbies with her so you can learn more about each other.

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

I'd probably start by not being such a pussy about asking for advice, but that's just me.

[A sigh.]

Look, just be yourself. If she likes you, she likes you. If she doesn't, move on.

written

[eaglet]

What do cats have to do with this?

Also, she does like me. We are friends. I only wish to impress her.

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

[Oh you sweet summer child]

...Never mind the cats. You really wanna impress her? Step up your game and be honest about how you feel.

written;

[ensorceler]

You must show her how you know her, and her character. You must show her every day that she lives within your grasp.

written;

[eaglet]

What must I do every day?

[patheticvillain]

It depends on the woman, stupid.

[eaglet]

I do not think there is stupidity in asking a question.

written; - he may or may not know who you are Connor

[wishmadeinfire]

It rather depends on the woman.

written;

[eaglet]

So I have been told. [Just with more insulting language.]

written;

[sheps]

[W O W these other answers... Here, have someone not rude.]

Do you know what her basic interests are like?

written;

[eaglet]

[PEOPLE ARE JERKS, what can he say.]

Yes. She is interested in fighting techniques; she is a warrior. And also she is interested in friendships; I have surmised her friends are very dear to her.

[nohalfway]

Telling her she has a fine ass.

[eaglet]

I do not think she has one.