eaglet: (little mischevious jerk)
Connor (Ratonhnhaké:ton) ([personal profile] eaglet) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2014-03-14 02:31 pm

twelfth. written.

[Connor is disguising his handwriting for this, because it's awkward, which renders this effectively anonymous. But he's also pretty bad at not being obvious, so if you know him well enough... or if you recognise the handwriting from this entry from six months ago because he doesn't think to change how he is masking himself... it's pretty easy to put the pieces together.]

How would you impress a woman?
onlyanapple: (I win)

Dictated forever

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-03-14 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember this writing! Still trying, huh, little anonymous journal writer? I'm assuming the hookers didn't do it for you.

Anyway, it depends on what you want to impress the woman in question for. Do you want her to simply notice you, do you want to start a relationship up, or are you just after a quick tumble in the metaphorical hay? Let's establish the tone we're going for first.
onlyanapple: (Amazed at your stupid)

internal screaming is delicious

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2014-03-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't panic, I still don't now who you are.

...As in 'good job on that papier mâché model of the solar system, kid!' impressed, or 'you're kinds cute, let's go on a date' impressed?

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the_effect_she_has: (Gale and Katniss)

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Be a real man. Do something for her family.

[Because that was how every man she had ever known had impressed the hell out of her.]
the_effect_she_has: (Honor)

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Then do something for her friends. Show that you support her, in some way.

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givetheslip: (=> hooded)

[personal profile] givetheslip 2014-03-15 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ask her what she likes. Listen to the answer.
givetheslip: (=> prisoner)

[personal profile] givetheslip 2014-03-18 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Much too obvious for some men, if they care to wonder about it at all.

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batteriesarehard: (Oh that face makes me wanna party)

[personal profile] batteriesarehard 2014-03-15 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Well this is kind of adorable.]

If you're going for what kind of a present to give, actually put some thought into it. Not all women like the same things, so what works for one won't work for all of us.
batteriesarehard: (he makes me shine like diamonds)

[personal profile] batteriesarehard 2014-03-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Really, the best way is to just spend time with her. Do things she likes to do or share your hobbies with her so you can learn more about each other.

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putuporshutup: ([Speaking] [Well then])

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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-03-15 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd probably start by not being such a pussy about asking for advice, but that's just me.

[A sigh.]

Look, just be yourself. If she likes you, she likes you. If she doesn't, move on.
putuporshutup: ([Abandon] [ORly])

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[Oh you sweet summer child]

...Never mind the cats. You really wanna impress her? Step up your game and be honest about how you feel.

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ensorceler: (Default)

written;

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You must show her how you know her, and her character. You must show her every day that she lives within your grasp.
patheticvillain: (ʭ a strain of cancer)

[personal profile] patheticvillain 2014-03-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
It depends on the woman, stupid.

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wishmadeinfire: (Default)

written; - he may or may not know who you are Connor

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It rather depends on the woman.

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sheps: < frisky (Default)

written;

[personal profile] sheps 2014-03-17 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[W O W these other answers... Here, have someone not rude.]

Do you know what her basic interests are like?

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nohalfway: (pic#7483809)

[personal profile] nohalfway 2014-03-17 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Telling her she has a fine ass.