Anthony J. Crowley (
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paradisa2014-04-01 10:39 pm
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[Crowley tends to avoid most Earth holidays. Once you've lived through the first hundred or so of them, they tend to get rather repetitive. But April Fools is one he's always enjoyed. Of course, in most of the time he's been in Paradisa, April Fools was haunted by horrible, screeching singing, and as such, Crowley had remained in his room for a while, listening.
With the complete lack of people singing their feelings out, Crowley decided the castle had finally, at least, given its musical of death a rest, and headed out to do what any self respecting demon would do on a holiday such as this: make other's lives miserable.
And so, he has wandered around the castle, leaving little pranks here and there. Such as air horns on doors and leaving chocolate-coated onions in the kitchen.. The one he sticks around to watch, however, is his old favourite. The entire lobby floor is now waxed to an inch of its life, making it nothing but a promise of amusing arm flailing and possibly broken limbs.
Crowley himself sits at his favourite spot in the lobby, with a glass of wine, happily watching proceedings, his journal open to catch any fallout from his other pranks.]
This is much better than singing, I'm sure you'll all agree.
With the complete lack of people singing their feelings out, Crowley decided the castle had finally, at least, given its musical of death a rest, and headed out to do what any self respecting demon would do on a holiday such as this: make other's lives miserable.
And so, he has wandered around the castle, leaving little pranks here and there. Such as air horns on doors and leaving chocolate-coated onions in the kitchen.. The one he sticks around to watch, however, is his old favourite. The entire lobby floor is now waxed to an inch of its life, making it nothing but a promise of amusing arm flailing and possibly broken limbs.
Crowley himself sits at his favourite spot in the lobby, with a glass of wine, happily watching proceedings, his journal open to catch any fallout from his other pranks.]
This is much better than singing, I'm sure you'll all agree.

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Having fun?
forever!!!
I am, actually. This might be a marginally entertaining day.
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[Dictated]
Also, chocolate onions are disgusting.
[A pause.]
... but I ate it anyways. You shouldn't waste food.
forever!!!
Re: forever!!!
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Crowley has about two seconds to warn him about the floor if he wants to, because he's obliviously smiling in the demon's direction as he nears the bottom step, and if Crowley is one of the few people that might be aware of how uncoordinated this particular wizard usually is...]
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I wouldn't stand on the floor, if I were you.
[Stupid sexy Felix.]
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April Fools day, got to keep on top of my game.
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dictated;
That's not setting the bar very high.
forever!!!
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He has a plan to replace everything in the kitchen with potatoes. Everything, not just the food. Why? He's not quite sure, but thinks it to be the best joke ever, unless your name is Raleigh and you really like them. Where is he going to put the real food and all the crockery and utensils? He will figure that one out when he comes to it.
Coming down the stairs he sees and waves to Crowley.]
Agree? What's wrong with my voice?
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I'm sure it's fine by itself, but when it joins in with everyone else in the castle? Not as much.
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[Speaking of which, he steps onto the lobby floor and his foot slips right out. Guess who is pin wheeling and making a grab for the handrails?]
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You were saying?
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