045 ♕ [written/voice]

[loisfuckinglane]

[Filtered away from those who would wish harm to the bride and groom]

The Honor of Your Presence
is Requested at the Marriage of

Lois Lane and Clark Kent

Saturday, the Fourteenth of April

With Reception to Follow.

Please RSVP below.

[Voice, Same Filter]

Smallville and I figured it was long past time we set a date, so this is making it officially official. ... That is, assuming that the castle manages to put itself back together again by April, because if this is going to be the new standard around here? We might need to think about relocating the ceremony somewhere where the cake won't abruptly turn into a feral tiger. I mean, nothing against tigers, but this wedding? Is going to be circus animal free.

But for now, I'm going to go ahead and assume this is just one of the castle's usual bouts of temporary insanity and it'll allll blow over by tomorrow.  Or... next week.  

... At least by April.  Right, Paradisa?

Right.

[... ???]

... [Uhhhhh. What. The. What. After a second, she adds uncertainly:] ... Hello...?

Comments

Lois (and Clark)

[spongetastic]

I'm definitely coming. I'm sure Phoebe will want to come too, but I'll ask to make sure.

[imnot_likeyou]

[SAM HAS TOO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW. THERE MAY EVEN BE SNIFFLING.]

I'm so happy for you both.

[molotov]

[THERE ARE JUST SOME ANGRY INK MARKS HERE goddammit now Molotov can't have an April wedding. She's trying to think of something nice to say to Lois -- anything at all -- and completely failing. Since that didn't work, she goes with questions, her voice flat with annoyance.]

Where are you having your ceremony?

[hard_talker]

He-eeey, awesome. Count me in?

[childofkrypton]

Aww, no petting zoo? [He's just joking.]

Peter

[loisfuckinglane]

You have a date?

[loisfuckinglane]

I never took you as the wedding tears type before, Sam.

[loisfuckinglane]

Probably at the church - where it's less likely the castle can throw in any special surprises.

[loisfuckinglane]

Who else would I trust to report on the big event?

[loisfuckinglane]

Well, we do plan to let a monkey into the wedding party.

[molotov]

Oh. Well. Congratulations.

[loisfuckinglane]

[Sound a little more pleased about it, won't you] Thanks.

[molotov]

[NO, YOU ARE THROWING OFF MOLOTOV'S TIMELINE. You and your dumb Superfiance could have gotten married ages ago.

There's a snort.] Hopefully neither one of you is sent home before then.

[Her tone suggests that maybe she wouldn't mind terribly, though. Anything to get April back for herself.]

[childofkrypton]

[He laughs and plays along... unless there really will be a monkey, but he thinks she's just joking around.] What's the monkey's name?

[supes]

We do? [amused]

[hard_talker]

Awesome. [he sounds -- so happy about this, you have no idea.] Hey, can I bring Nora?

[secondchances]

I'm there.

Lois

[spongetastic]

Not much of a reporter, are you, Lois? I've been dating Phoebe for months. [he teases out of love, really]

filter

[blabs]

...Oh. Oh! [ this must be the wedding mindy had talked about. ]

Can I come? It's not weird that I don't know either of you? I love weddings.

[heloise]

[ A giddy squeal and giggles. ] May I?

Peter;

[loisfuckinglane]

If it's not about the Dead Zone or Paradisa's temper tantrums? You've got the wrong columnist.

[loisfuckinglane]

Well, since we're getting married back home too, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

[loisfuckinglane]

Of course you can. "+1" it is.

[loisfuckinglane]

I think it's Christopher. You'll have to ask him when you see him.

[loisfuckinglane]

I heard he looks adorable in a little suit, too.