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045 ♕ [written/voice]

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The Honor of Your Presence
is Requested at the Marriage of

Lois Lane and Clark Kent

Saturday, the Fourteenth of April

With Reception to Follow.

Please RSVP below.

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Smallville and I figured it was long past time we set a date, so this is making it officially official. ... That is, assuming that the castle manages to put itself back together again by April, because if this is going to be the new standard around here? We might need to think about relocating the ceremony somewhere where the cake won't abruptly turn into a feral tiger. I mean, nothing against tigers, but this wedding? Is going to be circus animal free.

But for now, I'm going to go ahead and assume this is just one of the castle's usual bouts of temporary insanity and it'll allll blow over by tomorrow. Or... next week.

... At least by April. Right, Paradisa?

Right.

[... ???]

... [Uhhhhh. What. The. What. After a second, she adds uncertainly:] ... Hello...?

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I'm definitely coming. I'm sure Phoebe will want to come too, but I'll ask to make sure.

You have a date?

Not much of a reporter, are you, Lois? I've been dating Phoebe for months. [he teases out of love, really]

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[SAM HAS TOO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW. THERE MAY EVEN BE SNIFFLING.]

I'm so happy for you both.

I never took you as the wedding tears type before, Sam.

I just think that it's beautiful that two people can find happiness in such a terrible place.

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[THERE ARE JUST SOME ANGRY INK MARKS HERE goddammit now Molotov can't have an April wedding. She's trying to think of something nice to say to Lois -- anything at all -- and completely failing. Since that didn't work, she goes with questions, her voice flat with annoyance.]

Where are you having your ceremony?

Probably at the church - where it's less likely the castle can throw in any special surprises.

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This April-stealing bitch

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A probably-fat woman who is begging to get punched

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Bride of Frankenstein

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A word that is so rude that the mun can't even make herself write it

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/insert language Lois picked up while living at army bases

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/insert way worse, because Molotov is classless

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McBitchenstein

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Miss GETFUCKED

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He-eeey, awesome. Count me in?

Who else would I trust to report on the big event?

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Aww, no petting zoo? [He's just joking.]

Well, we do plan to let a monkey into the wedding party.

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[Scoff]

Country people.

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I'm there.

I'd hope so. Are you bringing anyone?

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...Oh. Oh! [ this must be the wedding mindy had talked about. ]

Can I come? It's not weird that I don't know either of you? I love weddings.

Of course you can! The more, the merrier.

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[ A giddy squeal and giggles. ] May I?

Why not? Though I should probably get a name to write down...

[He looks up from the newspaper at the end of that. Hello to who?]

Is something wrong, Lois?

You didn't hear anything?

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[SIGH. He needs a drink.]

It's too late for me to tell you to just leave it with Molotov, isn't it. [He knows you too well.]

[The tiiiniest bit sheepish] She was being completely irrational about this, Oliver.

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A wedding?! Here?!

[A blush creeps to Ran's cheeks--but...but it's so wonderful!]

Congratulations! Are you sure it's ok for me to come?!

I'm sure we wouldn't mind. Can I get a name to go with that enthusiasm?

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