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[hasmommyissues]

[The following entry comes from a very exasperated, annoyed and more to the point drenched Silva.

He sighs dramatically before speaking.]

To whomever thought it was a good idea to place a bucket of cold water over the kitchen doorway I do hope you find the love of a good woman or man soon. You clearly have a little too much time to spare.

[ He's now going to dry himself off ... he is just so above this childish shit.]

Comments

[givetheslip]

Well, that's terribly rude.

[hasmommyissues]

Oh isn't it just?

I have little time for pranks ... No matter what particular "day" it might be.

[Except ones that go boom or kill people ... those are pranks he can get behind!]

[the_effect_she_has]

...I...agree with you.

[Oh God.]

[hasmommyissues]

[Say what now??]

My ... there's something I don't hear everyday.

[BRB checking for flying pigs.]

[the_effect_she_has]

...I hate surprises. Things leaping out at you. That sort of thing. This day is horrible.

[What is reality anymore?]

[hasmommyissues]

[Reality is scary ... at least when it comes to these two.]

You are absolutely right. It really is a silly little day. Of course I am not without my whimsical sense of fun but this is just ... [He makes a disgusted sound that should probably indicate his level of loathing for April fools day.]

Dare I ask what delights have been left for you?

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[Muffled snickering can be heard from the journal. Is she the culprit or just an amused bystander? Who can tell...]

[the_effect_she_has]

[Unbelievably scary.]

Pudding in my shoes. Water bucket. Gravity not working. Chocolate onions. [A sigh.] Now I can't get into my room.

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

Chocolate ... onions?

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

[The noises just get an annoyed glare ... probably not a good idea to poke the Silva bear right now.]

Re: Dictated

[the_effect_she_has]

Don't eat anything lying around in the kitchen. Just a warning.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[But poking is what she does best! It's fun!

...Then again, not to get blown up or gutted is also quite nice. And although killing a wizard is mighty hard, Dairine can hear Roshaun even from here obnoxiously insisting on not taking any chances.

So she waits a good two minutes after she composes herself before actually replying. See, it wasn't her laughing like that. Totally innocent.]

That's an odd wish to send a prankster.

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

I appreciate the warning.

[A pause.]

You know ... I think this is the first normal conversation we have had during our time here.

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

It will ... prevent any future unfortunate incidents.

[Who for exactly is another question.]

Re: Dictated

[the_effect_she_has]

You're ... welcome.

[She snorted.]

Well, that's not my fault.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[Was that a threat? It sounded like a threat, but she's not sure if he was aiming it at her.]

It would if they have any interest in romance... or if they don't already have someone like that. Who knows? Maybe they have an active love life already and still prank people.

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

[He laughs.]

Very true.

We are what we are yes?

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

Then their energy is very misdirected ... they could so easily have used that time and effort to make a loved one feel appreciated couldn't they?

[Feeling guilty are we?]

dictated;

[both_neither]

That's a little bit dramatic.

Dictated;

[hasmommyissues]

Sometimes it is the only way to get peoples attention.

[Translation-When things don't go my way I'm a stroppy fucker.]

Re: Dictated

[the_effect_she_has]

[She snorts.]

I suppose.

More true for you than for me, though.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[Nope. Not even a bit.]

Who says pranks can't be appreciative? After all, don't people like to surprise their loved ones?

dictated;

[both_neither]

[He knows someone like that, even if Vicious is a little quieter about his displeasure]

I guess that's true. Look on the bright side, at least it was just water.

Re: Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

Perhaps you are right.

[His tone lacks it's usual snark and humour that he reserves for Katniss. Maybe that's because M is dead, He is dead and his victory still leaves him unsatisfied.]

Tell me Miss Everdeen ... do you ever regret the way everything turned out in the end?

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

Usually with flowers ... not buckets of ice water.

but ... maybe I'm too much of a traditionalist.