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[hasmommyissues]

[The following entry comes from a very exasperated, annoyed and more to the point drenched Silva.

He sighs dramatically before speaking.]

To whomever thought it was a good idea to place a bucket of cold water over the kitchen doorway I do hope you find the love of a good woman or man soon. You clearly have a little too much time to spare.

[ He's now going to dry himself off ... he is just so above this childish shit.]

Comments

[givetheslip]

Well, that's terribly rude.

[hasmommyissues]

Oh isn't it just?

I have little time for pranks ... No matter what particular "day" it might be.

[Except ones that go boom or kill people ... those are pranks he can get behind!]

[givetheslip]

The urge seems to be contagious. That or people have simply grown bored in their confinement.

[hasmommyissues]

I'm afraid boredom is a common problem around here. Yet the antics of those affected by it usually aren't so childish.

[givetheslip]

Indeed. I found myself dashed by a snowball to the face earlier. It was most unpleasant.

[the_effect_she_has]

...I...agree with you.

[Oh God.]

[hasmommyissues]

[Say what now??]

My ... there's something I don't hear everyday.

[BRB checking for flying pigs.]

[the_effect_she_has]

...I hate surprises. Things leaping out at you. That sort of thing. This day is horrible.

[What is reality anymore?]

[hasmommyissues]

[Reality is scary ... at least when it comes to these two.]

You are absolutely right. It really is a silly little day. Of course I am not without my whimsical sense of fun but this is just ... [He makes a disgusted sound that should probably indicate his level of loathing for April fools day.]

Dare I ask what delights have been left for you?

[the_effect_she_has]

[Unbelievably scary.]

Pudding in my shoes. Water bucket. Gravity not working. Chocolate onions. [A sigh.] Now I can't get into my room.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[Muffled snickering can be heard from the journal. Is she the culprit or just an amused bystander? Who can tell...]

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

[The noises just get an annoyed glare ... probably not a good idea to poke the Silva bear right now.]

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[But poking is what she does best! It's fun!

...Then again, not to get blown up or gutted is also quite nice. And although killing a wizard is mighty hard, Dairine can hear Roshaun even from here obnoxiously insisting on not taking any chances.

So she waits a good two minutes after she composes herself before actually replying. See, it wasn't her laughing like that. Totally innocent.]

That's an odd wish to send a prankster.

Dictated

[hasmommyissues]

It will ... prevent any future unfortunate incidents.

[Who for exactly is another question.]

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[Was that a threat? It sounded like a threat, but she's not sure if he was aiming it at her.]

It would if they have any interest in romance... or if they don't already have someone like that. Who knows? Maybe they have an active love life already and still prank people.

dictated;

[both_neither]

That's a little bit dramatic.

Dictated;

[hasmommyissues]

Sometimes it is the only way to get peoples attention.

[Translation-When things don't go my way I'm a stroppy fucker.]

dictated;

[both_neither]

[He knows someone like that, even if Vicious is a little quieter about his displeasure]

I guess that's true. Look on the bright side, at least it was just water.

Dictated;

[hasmommyissues]

I suppose one must be grateful for small mercys.

dictated;

[both_neither]

I usually am, but it's easy to remember sometimes.

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

[These pranks he's hearing about probably have something to do with one another, but Spike can't be bothered to figure it out. As far as he knows, the castle got invaded with kids while he was in a coma and this is just a consequence.]

Usually they'd at least stick around long enough to watch.

Dictated;

[hasmommyissues]

I think that would be quite a foolish act on their part.

Dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

Makes it seem kind of pointless otherwise. Unless someone thought you needed a shower that badly.

Dictated;

[hasmommyissues]

[That makes him smile. Oh Spike ... you always know what to say to make him feel better.]

Heavens I should hope not ... you have been in my company before yes? Was my personal hygiene up to standard?

Dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

[That's what he's here for.]

I'm not sure I'm the right scale to measure against.