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Seriously, fuck you, castle. Just fuck you. I really did not need this.

I have a damn kitten that came out of my showerhead. Really, castle? Come on. I don't need a pet. At all. Or the clawmarks.

And my helmet is lined with what appears to be peanut butter.

[Have adorable meowing in the background] Fine. Shut up, I'll pet you. You're as demanding as Kat was on her loss.

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That is possibly the most disturbing thing I've read today, it's not still attached is it?

[Just Maine laughing.]

No. It landed on my head and clawed my face. And now the kitten is on my bed wrapped in a towel. Perfectly normal and unhappy wet kitten.

Shut up, Maine.

Lucky it missed my eye. Damn claws.

Oh, do be careful that it doesn't get your nethers! [This is cheerful.]

Edited 2012-03-01 03:29 (UTC)

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I shouldn't be surprised you're more worried about that than me possibly losing an eye had its claws landed wrong, should I?

Well I mean at least it was a kitten in the shower and not Simon Bates with a knife dressed as his mother.

Of course I wouldn't want you to lose an eye. But cats are particularly fond of cocks, and, well, you only have one of those.

Could have matched York.

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I don't want to know where that idea came from.

Edited 2012-03-01 06:04 (UTC)

Not anymore. His eye is healed.

Trust me. Everything is quite intact.

[Hmph.]

Scars add character.

Not when they come from kitten claws.

[No, Maine can't keep a straight face. Chuckling.]

Yeah. You'd be screwed.

Kitten, huh?

[He's not surprising Kat was so demanding.]

What're you gonna call it?

[Serious tones, but this is clearly military ribbing.]

Shut up, Maine.

[Meowing noises.]

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You say that as though you think I'm keeping it. Odds are decent it'll just vanish when things go back to as normal as they get here.

Now you've said that, it'll probably stick around.

[A pause] I would offer to take it from you, but cats and penguins probably don't mix.

There goes your tough guy image. [Not like Wash had much in the first place to begin with]

Well, wonderful. Are you going to keep the kitty?

My luck.

I'm not too worried. I'm sure I'll figure out something to do with it. It's adorable, after all.

Edited 2012-03-02 05:11 (UTC)

Shut it, Maine.

Edited 2012-03-02 05:12 (UTC)

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I don't know what I'm doing with it, yet.

[Meowing in the background.]

Or what? You'll sick your cat on me?

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