originalcopy: (junior)
originalcopy ([personal profile] originalcopy) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2014-05-14 10:16 pm

Yay it's a... alien horror... whee. [accidental dictation]

[The sounds of bangs crashes and assorted other sounds of meyhem.]

Blarg! 

What? No!  Bad, get down from there!

Honk!   [Crash, smash, crunch]

Aw, come on!   [Dog barking]  Mason! Don't you start too!

Honk, honk blarg! 

Get that out of your mouth, young....

Burg!  [high pitched yipping sound]

Bad baby!  No biting the dog!  Bad! 

im_the_doctor: (Really)

[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-05-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
It does sound like you have your hands full there. Could you use some help?
im_the_doctor: (Smirk)

[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-05-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm no expert, but if you're kidding around you have everything under control.
im_the_doctor: (Thinking)

[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-05-17 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Surely it's not that bad?! It is only a baby after all...
im_the_doctor: (Yup)

[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-05-17 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Aliens yes, babies... Wel-ll, it's been some time. Although most caregivers survive the earlier years, alien or otherwise. That has to be a good sign.
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[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-05-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh now being sane is completely overrated. I highly advise a bit of insanity in everyone's life.

What kind of alien baby do you have there?
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[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-05-24 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm familiar with that species. You seem to understand... him? / her? though. Are Sangheili from where you are from as well?
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[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-05-25 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least it's something familiar.
im_the_doctor: (Silence)

[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-06-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Bull dung aside, yeah I'd say that's the gist of it. Could be worse. Could be much worse.
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[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-06-28 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Sorry. Of course you don't.

So... Are you familiar with how to raise your baby? Another I was speaking to wasn't even sure what it was quite yet.
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[personal profile] im_the_doctor 2014-06-30 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The Gulch?

I take it Doc's not here?
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[personal profile] hasmommyissues 2014-05-18 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Adorable aren't they?

[This voice ... dripping in sarcasm.]
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[personal profile] hasmommyissues 2014-05-24 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it would have been too much to ask for human children ... but as they say beggars can't be choosers.