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071. Black Dog

[Spike]
So... I think there might be a problem.
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[And, sometime later, Brock dictates to the journal. Spike can perhaps be heard in the background bitching about animals, like he does.]

Hypothetical question. How do you sober up a handful of half-ton animals. Like... mammals, specifically.

Hypothetically.

[ooc. Brock or Spike will answer your comments! Maybe both. Probably both.]

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[Spike doesn't even know what would constitute an emergency for this guy, unless it has something to do with the car. ...]

What kind?

You know how there are kinda... bears... around the cabin?

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Molotov's bears?

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just noticed i kept filtering to myself up there, whoops

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I wasn't going to say anything, it's fine

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you are too kind

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it's a game I play, keep changing the subject to see who messes up and who wins

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i think you won in that case

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yesssss I love to win

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you get a gold star sticker

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I'll add it to my collection

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a wall of gold stars, i imagine

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I put them on my ceiling so I can look up at them

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gold star for that too

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wins without even trying

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rigged in your favor

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the trick is to not tell anyone they're playing the game

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yes i see, makes sense

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...I don't know, but I'm pretty sure caffeine is poisonous to a lot of animals so I'd advise against the gallon of coffee route.

Damn it.

All animals?

Well, I know for sure it is for dogs. Probably cats too. I suppose it'd be safer to drink a lot of water and eat something nice and fatty.

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_{[ The only place one might find half-ton animals in the vicinity of the Castle are the horse stables, at least that Ashura is aware of. And Svitana is in the horse stables - a carnivorous, lizard like animal, which does not make him a mammal, but all the same...]}

What did you do?

It's a hypothetical question, so nothing.

_{[ He's not sure he believes you. ]}

It seems a rather odd hypothetical question.

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It'd probably depend on the animal. The buffalo have this herbal tea...

Buffalo.

Yeah, they live on the plains. Big creatures, like big, furry cows, except not.

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Depends on where they hypothetically got the booze.

Is this a riddle?

[How about he doesn't answer that, huh.]

Hypothetically, something that big could get anything they wanted.

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No, but this is.

If a bunch of booze goes missing and some bears turn up drunk-

Oh, wait. That really isn't much of a riddle, is it?

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What did you do? (Those poor animals.

How much alcohol would that take?

It boggles the mind.)

It's a hypothetical question, bro. I didn't do anything.

Did you find a zoo and just go to town?

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I don't get that question.

With the alcohol. Giving it to all the animals. Sharing the wealth.

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Speaking hypothetically, how did they get drunk?

With... alcohol...

Oh, and I suppose they uncorked the bottles themselves?

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