dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

 So... looks like the castle really exseeded itself today. A few more apples and maybe we'll all be becider selves.

Comments

[wishmadeinfire]

_{[ There's the sound of the crunch of someone eating an apple and then - ]}

I give you credit for trying to so hard.

_{[ Because you had to go there, Danny. ]}

[schrodingersghost]

Hey, someone had to do it.

[wishmadeinfire]

We could argue that, but I suppose I shall be happy enough it was not me carrying such a burden.

[inlifesname]

[Overdramatic groan]

[schrodingersghost]

What's wrong? A few jokes not appeeling?

[inlifesname]

Have you just been waiting for something involving apples? Or do you have a collection of terrible puns for every possible occasion?

[schrodingersghost]

Hey, I have to practice my witty banter somehow.

[inlifesname]

What are you practicing for, exactly?

[schrodingersghost]

For the next time I need witty banter? Hey, its a totally valid superhero tactic.

dictated;

[freeslider]

[The response starts with some pretty serious giggling]

Oh my god, did you really just say that?

Re: dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

Well, I figured I'd start by getting right down to the core issue of the day.

[freeslider]

Well, this is just easy as pie for you, huh?

[schrodingersghost]

What? You don't find puns appeeling?

[freeslider]

I just don't think they're very fruitful, is all.

[schrodingersghost]

Not when you get down to the core of them.

Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

What's up with you and puns?

Re: Dicated

[schrodingersghost]

What? Its good practice for my witty banter.

Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

Seems pretty pointless and stupid to me.

Re: Dicated

[schrodingersghost]

Hey, don't knock it till you try it.

Dicated

[teenagebadboy]

Puns are not fun. I'm more about irony and sarcasm.

[therealrisette]

Oh no, not you too...

[Hey Danny, remember that girl you accidentally saw naked? She's apparently gotten over it enough to acknowledge your existence now.]

[schrodingersghost]

[There is a loud crashing sound as Danny falls out of the tree. ]

[therealrisette]

Huh?!

[A loud crash is not the response she expected!]

Whoa, are you okay?!

[schrodingersghost]

I'm okay!

[Like he would have any other answer. ]

I was just a little surprised?

[therealrisette]

What, did you think I'd never speak to you again or something?

[Yeah, she... hasn't forgotten. You're not that lucky, Danny. Just lucky enough that she's more amused than anything right now.]