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paradisa2012-03-12 09:57 pm
hard_talker) wrote in paradisa2012-03-12 09:57 pm
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99.5 - life is skittles and life is beer
[Filtered To Supporters Of The Mockingjay]
Hey, I'm gonna be saying Katniss got sent home, since it's our best bet to keep her safe 'til we figure out if there's anyone here after her ass. Do her a favor and make it sound legit, okay? Just ... don't flip, she's still here.
[/Team Mockingjay]
[at 10 PM on the dot, the old familiar Leonard Cohen tune drifts out of any functioning castle radios, as usual. Mark lets it get about halfway through this week - sorry, Molotov - before he fades it out. he has also plugged surge protectors into every open outlet in his room. this has relevance, really.]
Gooooooood evenin', folks, and welcome to another Monday night menagerie of music and -- and something that has to do with gossip and news that starts with M, fuck alliteration - with your old pal Hard Harry.
A tip of the hat to our newbies, Hans, Nina, Gale, Cinna, Finnick, and Freya... but a little bit of sad news along with it. In what I'd probably call the fastest turnaround since yours truly got here a year and change ago, Katniss Everdeen's gone home. Whoops, Paradisa, your bad? What'd you do, get the fucking resident hiccups? Nice job.
I know none of you actually missed the memo about spring bein' here. I dunno about the rest of you, but it kinda makes a guy wanna sing. Since I'm no Sinatra, I'll spare you, but here's something appropriate from an old friend of mine, Mr. Tom Lehrer...
[and with the scratch of a needle, a jaunty piano tune comes drifting over the airwaves]
Also, hey, anyone got any good kitchen skills? I was thinkin' of tryin' my hand at a little cooking, but I may or may not have failed home ec back home. But how can you come across this recipe in a cookbook in the library an' not wanna make it? If you'd turn your attention to your journals, loyal listeners, you will see the Crafty Candle Salad.
[and he pastes a polaroid of the original recipe onto the page]
Seriously, don't you just wanna swallow that whole? Mmmmmmmmmm.
Got any recipes to top that one? Equally strange and scintillating kitchen stories? Kinkiest use of a kitchen appliance? Throw it at me, I'll be here.
Hey, I'm gonna be saying Katniss got sent home, since it's our best bet to keep her safe 'til we figure out if there's anyone here after her ass. Do her a favor and make it sound legit, okay? Just ... don't flip, she's still here.
[/Team Mockingjay]
[at 10 PM on the dot, the old familiar Leonard Cohen tune drifts out of any functioning castle radios, as usual. Mark lets it get about halfway through this week - sorry, Molotov - before he fades it out. he has also plugged surge protectors into every open outlet in his room. this has relevance, really.]
Gooooooood evenin', folks, and welcome to another Monday night menagerie of music and -- and something that has to do with gossip and news that starts with M, fuck alliteration - with your old pal Hard Harry.
A tip of the hat to our newbies, Hans, Nina, Gale, Cinna, Finnick, and Freya... but a little bit of sad news along with it. In what I'd probably call the fastest turnaround since yours truly got here a year and change ago, Katniss Everdeen's gone home. Whoops, Paradisa, your bad? What'd you do, get the fucking resident hiccups? Nice job.
I know none of you actually missed the memo about spring bein' here. I dunno about the rest of you, but it kinda makes a guy wanna sing. Since I'm no Sinatra, I'll spare you, but here's something appropriate from an old friend of mine, Mr. Tom Lehrer...
[and with the scratch of a needle, a jaunty piano tune comes drifting over the airwaves]
Also, hey, anyone got any good kitchen skills? I was thinkin' of tryin' my hand at a little cooking, but I may or may not have failed home ec back home. But how can you come across this recipe in a cookbook in the library an' not wanna make it? If you'd turn your attention to your journals, loyal listeners, you will see the Crafty Candle Salad.
[and he pastes a polaroid of the original recipe onto the page]
Seriously, don't you just wanna swallow that whole? Mmmmmmmmmm.
Got any recipes to top that one? Equally strange and scintillating kitchen stories? Kinkiest use of a kitchen appliance? Throw it at me, I'll be here.