「✿二」in the morning buy me eggs

[mom_to_us_all]

[Why is there is a woman underneath a coffee table at the lobby?

Apparently, she is sleeping peacefully, curled like if she was a doggie, but she's not. Oh, and she's snoring, loudly. Once one gets over the surprise of an adult woman sleeping under a little table, one can probably notice her clothes. They might be weird for some, eccentric for others or maybe you won't even notice they are different from any other clothes you've seen.

Anyway we said she was snoring! And of course her journal had to fall and open for everybody to listen.]



{occ; loss start! don't worry she won't be wearing the meat dress, it was just an example <3. Open for action and journal replies.}

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[heliotroping]

[wtf ladyyyyy

He kneels down and shakes her shoulder a bit]

Umm... excuse me...

1/2

[mom_to_us_all]

[What, who, why? She knows that voice...

Opens her eyes lazily and yawns.]

Hi--

[mom_to_us_all]

[WHAT WAS THAT COMING FROM HER THROAT OMFDSJGKSDF!

Tries to get up and OW! Head meet table!]

Ow!-- [Raises a paw to rub her head and well, it's not a paw it's a hand! Stares forever at it... What is going on!?]

[heliotroping]

A--Are you okay?

[mom_to_us_all]

... I think I'm still dreaming. Goodnight.

[Covers her face and fakes sleeping.]

daddy's gotta worry :|

[lifeandpride]

[That was concerning. Was the young lady drunk? Sometimes he found Kyouraku that way... He shakes her shoulder.]

Miss? Are you all right?

[mom_to_us_all]

[Nooo... let her sleep a bit more. Zzzz]

[lifeandpride]

[Yeah he'll just check her forehead for fever now. Sleeping under tables couldn't be good for one's health, and if she was reluctant to wake up it's concerning.]

Hello? Miss?

[mom_to_us_all]

[Okay that would definitely wake her up. That doesn't quite feel like petting. The touch is different, like... if something is missing.

Opens her eyes and sees a man in front of her, looking quite worried.]

Are you ok?-- [And covers her mouth quickly! Was it her?! As she covers her lips she immediately notices something missing! Don't panic! Well it's late for that, as she frenetically tries to get up and hits her head with the table ;;!]

[doublethefun]

[there's some clip-clopping of hooves, a pause, and then she lies down next to the coffee table and peers at the human underneath it.]

Amaterasu?

[Those mystical goddess-like powers have to be good for /something/. Oh, and the journal being right there is handy too.]

[mom_to_us_all]

[If her ears could move, they would have perked a little at the sounds, but for now she just covers them with her hands... Hands? Also, where are her ears?!

Opens her eyes and yet again hits her head with the table when trying to get up! Ow!]

L-Luna? [Rubs her head, owie... Also, was happened to her voice!? More like, why does she have a voice?! Haman voice that's it.]

[doublethefun]

Yes, 'tis I.

[...and she levitates the coffee table away from Gagaterasu and sets it down neatly to the side. She looks back at her and...blinks. What the heck are you wearing, Ammy.]

Can I assume that this is the castle's doing?

[mom_to_us_all]

[That's so helpful! Stands and that doesn't go too well! Sorry, she's going to cling to you, Luna. Walking in two legs is definitely different.]

T-thank you... I mean. This never happened before so, it probably is.

[forbiddenfriend]

[what is that delicious scent tempting him...

Toothless sniffs around for the source and easily finds Ammy under the table.

Wait.

What?

Why is she sleeping in a pile of meat???]

[mom_to_us_all]

[Oh? Is that what you see?!? Doesn't really matter, she's oblivious to it! ZZZ.]

[forbiddenfriend]

[He looks at the dress.

Looks at Ammy.

Looks at the dress.

Look at Ammy.

(At this point, it might be worth mentioning that all he sees is that giant meat dress, and Ammy's hair, so he hasn't even seen that the god has changed.)

And back to the dress.

....... Ammy won't mind if he takes just oooone of these, riiiight?]

[wilder]

[he sadly still sees a normal outfit, but a chick sleeping under a table sure is weird.]

Darling? I'm not sure that's a place for a lady.

[mom_to_us_all]

[Blinks lazily... Oh hey! It's that guy with the hair like fire!]

Is it time for breakfast? [... wait... oh dear what's going on here...]

[wilder]

Heh...[Usually it's very different circumstances he hears that question from ladies]

Maybe? Afraid I didn't realize I should've prepared a meal for you, darling.

[disciplines]

[What are you doing, woman, this is the lobby, geeze. Rude. You sound like a chainsaw, too. Her ears flick a bit as you snore, pointing up.

But Alleyne is rude too. She is squatting down and staring at you, staff held at ease in one hand and poked over her shoulder, the other holding a mug of coffee.]

...Tch, what an awful, lazy show you're putting on. 3 points for modesty!

[Said the elf with massive cleavage. This is off to a good start already!]

[mom_to_us_all]

[Ow--opens her eyes and... Ohhh, hello mellons~! She's definitely not staring with dreamy eyes at the babe woman with pointy ears, even though she really hasn't really noticed her ears...]

[disciplines]

[Wow, rude. Or it would be more so if she wasn't used to people staring. This is conservative elf wear where she comes from, it's not her fault.

She tilts her head and takes a sip, more and more curious.]

Just what are you even doing there, miss? I don't think I've seen anyone use this as a bed before.

[whitecovered]

[Indeed, why IS there a woman sleeping underneath a coffee table? Nevertheless, Weiss...floats down and attempts to correct the situation. Kind of.]

Mmm...this is no place for a nap, I'm afraid.

[mom_to_us_all]

[So sorry, but that's alone is not going to wake her up. Zzzz.]

[whitecovered]

[Well then. He clears his throat rather loudly in response to...the no response. Well, he doesn't have a throat, but that's beside the point.]

Ahem!