♈ Aradia: Be the bitty.

[psych0p0mps]

[Why, what's this wandering the halls today? It's a little girl, maybe four or five years old, who happens to also be an alien. She seems distressed, and so sounds the little voice picked up unwittingly by the journal.]

hell0?
is anyb0dy there
m0mma im l0st where are y0u

((Aradia's a wiggler! Headed to work but will respond asap.))

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[He's...yeah, no, he really isn't going to figure this out unless it's eventually pointed out to him.

Exasperated little sigh.]

depends wwho the fuck this is
im eridan
an i dont extend offers a assistance to just anyone

[psych0p0mps]

eridan
...
wait i kn0w wh0 y0u are!
y0u are that stuck up high bl00d
i d0nt want t0 talk t0 y0u y0ure mean :(

[of course, she will then proceed to keep talking to him.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

tough fuckin shit then hope you havve a good time tryin a get around wwithout any help
there i wwas evven considerin the idea a actually agreein to this nonsense an explain wwhats goin on but hey wwhatevver
im sure youll get around fine by yourself
just keep an eye out for the scalebeasts after all your lusus isnt here to help you

[psych0p0mps]

[scalebeasts D: .... i mean uhhhh, who's afraid of scalebeasts? not this girl nope not even a little bit. anyway the magic word has been said.]

what
what did y0u d0 t0 my lusus
where is she
what did y0u d0

[caligulas_aquarium]

i didnt do anythin to your lusus alright calm the fuck dowwn
wwhen you get pulled here you get pulled here alone
so unless the castle decides to bring your lusus here too it isnt comin
deal ww it

[psych0p0mps]

[nope.avi the wiggler is still distressed]

what are y0u talking ab0ut
i want my lusus

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Luckily, Eridan is great with wigglers.

j/k, he's starting to lose what little patience he had and is now raising his voice.]

wwill you LISTEN
your lusus
ISNT
HERE
an no matter howw much you wwant it to be an no matter howw much you keep tellin me you wwant it here
it isnt
fuckin
COMIN
are you sloww in the fuckin brainsponge or somethin

[psych0p0mps]

[haha eridan telling someone to listen. IRONY???]

im n0t sl0w y0ure sl0w!!
y0u w0nt even tell me whats g0ing 0n
i bet y0u kn0w where she is and y0ure just n0t telling me
i didnt d0 anything its n0t my fault y0ure dead

[YES THIS IS LOGIC. also yeah she still assumes he's a ghost. ghost eridan.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[This is clearly the best troll to be speaking to, since he is actually dead.

ANGER SWITCH.]

WWHAT THE FUCK youre not evven here long enough to knoww wwhats goin on yet you already knoww about that
this is fuckin stupid are you all formin some kind a union behind my back about me
oh hey wwe cant tell eridan anythin but lets just tell evveryone shit about him evven random troll wwigglers cause hey wwho givves a fuck if thats privvate information he doesnt wwant to go around shoutin about
if he asks anythin though just say its none a my business a course best fuckin wway to go about it i kneww this wwas some kind a conspiracy this just provves evverythin
did someone open up a fuckin convversation wwith you like oh hey wwelcome to paradisa eridans dead wwhat else do you wwanna knoww about his personal cycle on that note or somethin cause this point it seems that wway
an if it is i wwant names damnit

[psych0p0mps]

[the sound of footsteps can be heard as ARADIA RUNS FOR HER LIFE. predictably, Eridan's disembodied rage follows her, so she kind of yells over him for half of his tirade.]

i d0nt kn000w
g0 away g0 away g0 away
st0p it st0p it st0p it
leave me al000ne

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

2/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay look just
stop freakin out an shut the fuck up for a second

[He's trying to say this in his nicest tone possible, which probably still sounds irritated as all hell and aggressive.]

[psych0p0mps]

[Aradia whimpers, but otherwise shuts the fuck up.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Fiiiiiiinally.]

this is paradisa
basically it takes some kind a fuckin liberty on itself to randomly snatch people from all across space an time for its owwn amusement an leavves us here for howwevver long for no reason
an evventually it just seems to get bored an puts people back then after a wwhile
it takes us ALONE
evventually itll put you home an your lusus wwill be there
so until then youre just gonna havve to do wwithout it

[He better get points for being nice to this wiggler from someone or he's gonna be pissed.]

[psych0p0mps]

[Well he may get points for it from Aradia when she grows up again???? She calms down a little bit at that, although she remains disappointed and rather frightened.]

why cant i g0 h0me n0w

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Acceptable.]

cause this is a completely different planet an theres no wway off a it thats wwhy
others havve already tried i doubt youre gonna be the one wwho cracks the fuckin mystery so just calm dowwn an get comfortable
you probably havve a room somewwhere
journal too

[psych0p0mps]

a j0urnal?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait so
youvve been listenin to me talk all this time an yet you didnt evven knoww i wwas communicatin wwith you through the journal
seriously
fuck this you really are sloww in the head
look around see if you can find it anywwhere it should be nearby

[psych0p0mps]

im n0t sl0w!

[But obligingly, Aradia looks around, and finds a strange book lying open on the floor nearby. She picks it up and looks it over.]

is this what y0ure
wh0a

[A pause as she reads.]

is this what y0ure wh0a
0h my g0sh h0w is it d0ing that

[caligulas_aquarium]

not sure yet
all these idiots keep sayin its magic but fuck that makin a communication devvice thats disguised to look like a book isnt exactly the hardest thing evver
so if anyone says its magic
it isnt magic
just keep that in mind

[psych0p0mps]

[She doesn't totally get it, I mean the thing's obviously not a computer, it's not even squishy. BUT WHATEVER.]

0k
s0 d0es that mean th0ugh
d0es that mean y0ure n0t a gh0st

[caligulas_aquarium]

no im not a fuckin ghost
ghosts arent real either that primetime wwiggler bullshit
so i guess it makes sense youd believve in them
but theyre not real so cool it on make believve nonsense

[psych0p0mps]

gh0sts are t00 real!

[caligulas_aquarium]

fuck fine wwhatevver
i dont care im not arguin wwith a wwiggler about somethin thats the point in my cycle wwhere ivve hit rock bottom an quite frankly im not quite there yet so i dont plan on startin
they arent but if you wwanna keep deludin yourself until you learn the truth then thats fine
you go ahead an do that

[psych0p0mps]

[nope she is not budging on this subject though. you might say she's... DEAD SERIOUS. 8)]

just because y0u cant see them d0esnt mean theyre n0t real
but they talk t0 me all the time
they c0uld n0t d0 that if they were fakey fake make believe