♈ Aradia: Be the bitty.

[psych0p0mps]

[Why, what's this wandering the halls today? It's a little girl, maybe four or five years old, who happens to also be an alien. She seems distressed, and so sounds the little voice picked up unwittingly by the journal.]

hell0?
is anyb0dy there
m0mma im l0st where are y0u

((Aradia's a wiggler! Headed to work but will respond asap.))

Comments

hey infinity already encompasses all possible values you can't PLUS ONE it who do you think you are

[psych0p0mps]

well yeah but like
0n an0ther planet

+ALL THE ONES, BUTTFACE.

[teds_out]

Yeah. We live on a planet called Earth.

YOU WILL FIND IT IS YOUR FACE THAT IS BUTT!!!!!!!

[psych0p0mps]

whats it like

[teds_out]

Well, it's very green. -- and blue. Because most of the planet is made up of water, you know?

[psych0p0mps]

[headtilt]

y0ure sea dwellers?

[teds_out]

Uh, no, no. I mean most of our planet is made up of water. But there's a lot of land too, and that's where we live.

[psych0p0mps]

000h
y0u must have a l0t 0f fish th0ugh

[teds_out]

[Ted gives a light laugh.] Yeah, we do.

[Ted extends his hand to the wiggler once more.] How about you tell me all about Alterina while I take you back to your room? --Uh, I mean, the room you're going to stay in for awhile.

[Foreign words are the bane of Ted's existence.]

[psych0p0mps]

[Weeeeell... 0k. She takes his hand and walks with him.]

0k
alternia is a big planet and r0und
it has a day and a night but y0u d0nt g0 0utside in the day cause y0ull burn up!

[teds_out]

Oh yeah? [That would explain why trolls are nocturnal. And then something hits him.] Hey, why aren't you like, all crawly-like, you know? With the little buggy legs and stuff?

[psych0p0mps]

[she wrinkles her nose like Ted just said something stupid.]

im n0t a grub anym0re
im tw0 sweeps 0ld

[she holds up two little fingers to indicate that she is a BIG GIRL N0W.]