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[bro_codebreaker]

[well, Barney WAS going to survive all of this by holing up in the Nines and getting drunk, as he usually does - but he held a weak flashlight up to the bottles of booze and ... well, they all looked a lot less like booze and a lot more like blood.

smelled like it, too.

he turns off the flashlight] Okay, that's not creepy or anything. [turns it back on. nope, still gross blood bottles, no brandy. he turns away - and catches something out of the corner of his eye.

and then the whispering starts.]

Not again...!

[he whirls around to check the windows - and illuminated just behind the stained glass outside is the silhouette in profile of a slightly larger-than-normal, very curvy woman. she opens her mouth, and oh what big teeth she has.

that does it. Barney's dropping the flashlight and BOOKING IT out of the Nines]

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!

[he might just be running into you, if you're on the 7th floor.]

Comments

[bro_codebreaker]

Space. Zombies. Come on, move it. [he'll start trying to push him down the hall]

[gottaknockhard]

[He doesn't start moving immediately, but after some pushing he takes a confused step in that direction.]

Where?

[bro_codebreaker]

In the air vents. They're gonna break through any minute. That's how it happens, they all come out at once --

[gottaknockhard]

[Now he's just staring at the air vents, trying to see if he can see anything moving around.]

Did I miss another holiday?

[bro_codebreaker]

[pssht. disgruntled but still pretty freaked out] Friday the 13th today. It figures. Come on, do you WANT to get your head bitten off?

[gottaknockhard]

That'd explain it.

[Totally believes him, by the way (when did that happen?). He really wants to see what they look like... but he doesn't want to give the guy a heart attack either, so he reluctantly starts walking.]

What's in the library?

[bro_codebreaker]

It's where everybody hid the last time - lots of open space so you can run and they can't get to you as fast.