First Diagnosis; Dictated;

[likesroleplay]

Frick. Frick. Frick.

Oh my god I don't know what happened or how I ended up here but if I don't show up for work tomorrow Dr. Cox is going to kill me. And if he doesn't Dr. Kelso certainly will and either way would pretty much suck because they're both just such complete hardasses. And I know I told myself I wasn't just going to lay over and take it anymore but I didn't think it was going to be tested this soon either, you know?

[And it's about then that she realizes the journal that's sitting next to her is writing down everything she's saying.]

Holy frick on a stick why is this journal writing in itself. I mean, the freaky castle isn't weird enough, there's enchanted journals too? Please tell me someone accidentally pricked me with some morphine or something because this sounds more like one of JD's crazy fantasies than anything real. I mean, this can't be what's really happening, right?


[There's pause, and then she sounds a little more pathetic.]

Right?

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[likesroleplay]

...Takes something from me? What does it take?

[gevurah]

It can be anything -- a memory, an object, a sense...

[likesroleplay]

How do we find out what it is?

[gevurah]

It can be tricky. You might find out by some fluke.

Some people never find out, I think. [ She doesn't know hers. ]

[likesroleplay]

...So there could be something missing from me and I'll never even know for sure?

[gevurah]

There might be someone from your world to help you with that.

[likesroleplay]

And what if no one from my world is here?

[gevurah]

Then the odds are fifty-fifty, I suppose.

[likesroleplay]

...Great. Is anything good about this place?

[gevurah]

You get free housing, food, and almost anything else you could possibly want.

[likesroleplay]

...Well, at least I don't have to worry about rent.


What do you mean...anything I want?

[gevurah]

You can wish for things inside the castle.

[likesroleplay]

Is that what people meant by saying the castle's magic?

[gevurah]

That's right.

[likesroleplay]

So I just...wish for something and it appears? Seriously?

[gevurah]

Seriously.

You just can't wish for weapons.

[likesroleplay]

Well, that's good I guess. I wouldn't really want weapons anyways.

[gevurah]

Any of this helping? It's jarring, and that's putting it mildly.

[likesroleplay]

...Not really, no. It's still really hard to believe.

[gevurah]

It's a lot to take in, yeah.

[likesroleplay]

I've never had something like this happen before. But everyone here acts like it's just...normal.

[gevurah]

Well, when you've been here a while...

[likesroleplay]

It gets to be normal. I guess that makes sense.

[gevurah]

As normal as a magical castle can be. [ Heh. :c ]

[likesroleplay]

Which I'm guessing isn't that normal.