First Diagnosis; Dictated;

[likesroleplay]

Frick. Frick. Frick.

Oh my god I don't know what happened or how I ended up here but if I don't show up for work tomorrow Dr. Cox is going to kill me. And if he doesn't Dr. Kelso certainly will and either way would pretty much suck because they're both just such complete hardasses. And I know I told myself I wasn't just going to lay over and take it anymore but I didn't think it was going to be tested this soon either, you know?

[And it's about then that she realizes the journal that's sitting next to her is writing down everything she's saying.]

Holy frick on a stick why is this journal writing in itself. I mean, the freaky castle isn't weird enough, there's enchanted journals too? Please tell me someone accidentally pricked me with some morphine or something because this sounds more like one of JD's crazy fantasies than anything real. I mean, this can't be what's really happening, right?


[There's pause, and then she sounds a little more pathetic.]

Right?

Comments

[iamdamnloyal]

But I don't have a pulse. I mean, I can't find one.

[likesroleplay]

Right. You mentioned that. [She picks up Harmony's wrist, trying to hear anything...and nothing.] Wow. It's really just...not there at all.

[iamdamnloyal]

Right? It's weird. I mean, I feel fine!

[likesroleplay]

Has this ever happened to you before?

[iamdamnloyal]

I don't... think so?

Maybe the castle did it. Do you think the castle can just make me lose my pulse?

[likesroleplay]

I didn't think castles could do anything.

[iamdamnloyal]

Oh, this one totally can.

[likesroleplay]

It can?

[iamdamnloyal]

Oh, totally. I mean, the castle does stuff to us all the time.

[likesroleplay]

...What kind of stuff?

[iamdamnloyal]

Oh, it can turn you into an animal or make you unable to hear or talk. Lots of things.

[likesroleplay]

It can cause disabilities? That's awful

[iamdamnloyal]

I know! But that's what happens in this place.

[likesroleplay]

And there's really no way out?

[iamdamnloyal]

Not that anyone's found out.

[likesroleplay]

...Wow.

[iamdamnloyal]

Yeah.

[a beat]

I'm not gonna die, am I?