[The journal opens to some barely audible music in the background as Jacob clears his throat.]Okay! I figure it's time to stop dancing around the issue and start using this thing again. At least all the old embarrassing stuff's gone.
Right. First off. I'm Jacob Black. I used to be in the castle a couple of years ago until it decided it would rather inject some fake memories in me instead. But hey, we all know the castle does some weird stuff, right?
So to set the record straight, I've never even
been to Paris before back home. I actually live on an Indian reservation in Washington, if that tells you anything. Also, I'm a better mechanic than I am a salesman, so I'm not really a boat seller, either. I probably wouldn't do so well anyway, seeing as I was so willing to give away my boats to the first group of pirates I met.
[chuckling] So that crosses off ever living in Purgatorio from the list, too.
Secondly, a lot has happened in two years, so I'd kind of be really grateful to anyone that wants to fill me in on all the important stuff. Or even the not-so-important stuff. Anything, really. I see the castle remodeled, so that's pretty cool.
Hey, speaking of catching up? What's the year around here now, anyway, 2012? What is up with your music? I asked the castle for some CDs and I'm not so sure that was the best idea. Justin Beiber?
Really?And then there's whatever
this is. I guess it's not that bad. I mean, it's catchy, but still, you guys can do better than this.
[And he holds the journal closer to his stereo to allow the musical stylings of Selena Gomez to play over the journal.]Yeahhhhh.
[And as an afterthought...]( Dr. Carson Beckett )