Chapter Twenty-Five

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Good citizens of Paradisa, the last few months have been pretty bad and I haven't had the opportunity to do a betting pool. That changes now. My old buddy Gary started this fine tradition, and I decided to carry on in his honor after he left- because some of us just want to make fun of Paradisa in return for all the ways it screws with us.

For newbies and oldbies who need a refresher, here are the rules:

1. Bets are for correctly guessing the first castlewide incident that will happen during the month of May. Exact guesses not necessary- if you get close enough you may still win.
2. I'll take bets for any amount from 1 to 100 Caisos.
3. Bets will be taken any time from now until the first event hits.
4. In the event that more than one person guesses correctly, the pot will be evenly split.
5. If nobody wins for the first event, I'll keep rolling the bets over til someone wins. If nobody wins, everyone gets their money back and we try again next month.

So, what's everybody want to guess? Me, I'm going to play it safe and say we'll have some sort of wacky fun this month.

Edible flowers. Green ones taste like sour apple, blue ones like blue raspberry, snozzbery-colored ones taste like snozzberries.

Lay it on me.