Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | HTTYD (
mildcalibrationissue) wrote in
paradisa2012-01-14 12:09 pm
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--whoah whoah whoah whoah!
[Hiccup sounds mildly panicked. Again. I sincerely hope no one is surprised.]
Uhh - I think I broke the computer Alan let me borrow.
[A pause.]
Odin. [It's spoken like a curse, and then, muttered:] I meant to filter that from him.
Okay, so - um. The screen keeps turning blue. Does anyone know how to fix this? Because, seriously, I'd appreciate it a lot.
[And anyone in the lobby may see him tinkering with said laptop, at a complete loss. When it's not bluescreening, it's filled with popups, because Hiccup of course is the only person in the castle who could infect his machine with spyware without ever connecting to a network.]
[And then, added later:]
Soooo. Hey.
[Hiccup sounds mildly panicked. Again. I sincerely hope no one is surprised.]
Uhh - I think I broke the computer Alan let me borrow.
[A pause.]
Odin. [It's spoken like a curse, and then, muttered:] I meant to filter that from him.
Okay, so - um. The screen keeps turning blue. Does anyone know how to fix this? Because, seriously, I'd appreciate it a lot.
[And anyone in the lobby may see him tinkering with said laptop, at a complete loss. When it's not bluescreening, it's filled with popups, because Hiccup of course is the only person in the castle who could infect his machine with spyware without ever connecting to a network.]
[And then, added later:]
Soooo. Hey.

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You are a dumb, useless dragon, you know that? [But he rubs his tail affectionately, before muttering to himself:] What's wrong...
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Do you want me to make another saddle?
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[Hiccup puffs his cheeks out, before rubbing the bridge of his nose.]
Toothless. Has anyone ever told you that you're a complete butthead?
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Before he headbutts Toothless right back. Gently.]
Goofball. Why don't you like your tail?
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He snorts, lowering his head to be level with Hiccup's as he looks into the boy's eyes.]
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I can't keep riding you. It's not fair to you.
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Come on, let's get down from here.
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